Corrupt a wish

[ble003]

two earth-sized peas crash into earth, knocking it out of orbit.

i wish for the ability to unfold another two forearm-length joints on each of my arms, doubling their length. this does not reduce their dexterity or strength.

 

[WTFCHICKEN]

You can unfold your arms another two times... but they are lock jointed so they stay like that forever.... you long armed freak.

I wish the guy who posts after me fails at this game

 

[SunderPlunder]

He doesn't ( nice try )

I wish I have the powers of Dr Manhattan , so I could fck up some assholes and no one can do anything about it

 

[ble003]

you are now a hybrid between doctor manhattan and the sun, with the exact same location, mass, velocity, direction and luminousity as the sun. the sun isn't there anymore.

i wish the events of 9/11/2001 never happened.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

The event happens on 9/12/2001 instead (hehehe ruined your status)

wish these DAMN ARROW TO UNSTUCK ON MY TEETH!

 

[Pandagnome]

Uses a powerful shrink gun and trips over earth destroying it causing a big bang

I wish for everyone to have a mullet

 

[ble003]

everyone recieves mullet wigs in the mail, but they aren't required to use them.

i wish for the abiliy target any person, and cancel that targeting. while a target is selected for this ability, i can taste anything they taste.

 

[SunderPlunder]

You accidentally target a steaming pile of horse manure , and now everyone tastes it all the time. They march to your home with torches and pitchforks. You tried to reverse the process , but your ability takes a long ,long time to improve. You give up , hands on your head , as you contemplate your fate while hyperventilate at the same time.

I wish Mount and Blade: Warband had better graphics

 

[ble003]

the minimum requirements for running it include "one solid core primarily composed of iron-nickel alloy" and "liquid metal heating/magnetic field-doodad".

also, i don't think you understood my wish: the ability to pirate people's tastebuds.

i wish for a do-over

 

[Nunaden]

you get a do over, but it fails ^^

i wish Contract Wars 2 Standalone and Escape from Tarkov were already released

 

[Pandagnome]

Your wish happens but you somehow get so excited you explode

I wish for mechs to replace all cars

 

[Torgue_Joey]

They're all transformer-like, so you won't be able to ride one.

I wish to become a god after that big bang incident

 

[Pandagnome]

You become god CONGRATS although you get so bored you make a goddess!
She gets power hungry trapping you and changing all your creations to floating
ice cream cities

 

[ble003]

you didn't wish for anything, so you turn into a floating ice-cream city.

i wish hating people would make them suck less in ways that correspond with the reason behind the hate.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Mankind will hate thing less, but hate you even more.

I wish for an huge ass ice-cream scope to eat tgat neonserge ice-cream city

 

[ble003]

friend, you get a whole ice-cream gun. but you have to eat it.

i wish for omnipotence when it comes to contact-lenses

 

[WTFCHICKEN]

You have omnipotence when it comes to contact-lenses, as in you now know every type of contact lens that comes out. However no one comes out with you brand, since you have special eyes.

I wish the person who posts after me doesn't get his wish.

 

[SunderPlunder]

I asked my friend to introduce an open world / medieval fantasy game to me. And he really came through this time. I'm enjoying Mount and Blade:Warband a lot currently. So yeah , my wish to play an awesome game came through.

I wish G.R.R.M would hurry his fat ass and finish writing Winds of Winter.

 

[ble003]

rocks fall, everyone dies.

i wish chickens knew the difference between omniscience and omnipotence.

 

[SunderPlunder]

Alas , poor ble003......they never will. ( unless some eggheads invent some fancy stuff)

I wish Subnautica included co-op.