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please feel the emotion you associate with norway today May 17, 2017

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    1. ble003
      ble003
      please feel the emotion you associate with norway today
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        I like Norway it makes good decisions
        May 20, 2017 at 11:26 AM
    2. ble003
      ble003
      saw a thing about prince philip on news. got me thinking: how to dress so people who think you're a god decide you're not a god after all?
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      2. neonserge
        neonserge
        yes he would be like bob hoskin from roger rabbit... the philip god with a more weird accent and hold a screw driver in one hand to point and do things!
        May 10, 2017
      3. ble003
        ble003
        now the trench-coat is open, under it there is a white t-shirt with the face of a celebrity you don't really care about. it fits perfectly and shows that it is covering a torso, but that torso is wholly unremarkable. all else being equal, is this prince philip easier or more difficult to think of as god?
        May 11, 2017
      4. neonserge
        neonserge
        I read that if you rub a belly and make a wish it comes true
        but that is to do with a statue. I cant seem to see him as a god unless he had a nice elephant head then for sure!
        May 16, 2017
    3. ble003
      ble003
      - just good enough at math that norway would allow him to take career-paths where math-mistakes have fatalities. this scares him.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        this maths sounds scary
        Apr 27, 2017
    4. ble003
      ble003
      my electives so-far point to careers where i either make people understand, make people understandable, or make understandable people.
      1. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        I can understand your dilemma, it is understandably difficult to pick between those options. What about a career where you make understandable people understand people understandably.
        Apr 13, 2017
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      2. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        WHAT?! SPEAK IN EXPLOSION. THAT'S RIGHT, REPLACE THAT LAME 'UNDERSTAND' WITH 'EXPLOSION'. *BOOM* INSTANT HAPPY LIFE.
        Apr 13, 2017
    5. ble003
      ble003
      i just tried to call up an episodic memory from my mother's past. needless to say, it didn't work.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        playing music helps
        Feb 18, 2017
      2. ble003
        ble003
        brains don't work like that, i don't remember anything of her past that she hasn't told me, and what she has only semantically. she told me the memory when i mentioned trying, though.
        Feb 19, 2017
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        It time to make new memories !
        Feb 19, 2017
    6. ble003
      ble003
      i'd like to try drawing with my ps3-controller, but can't find how on internets.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        if you find one about snes controller let me know too thanks!
        Jan 28, 2017
    7. ble003
      ble003
      you knew who i am, what i'd done and why. does becoming my victim warrant an extended action-sequence?
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        You could also have your own aftershave i
        Jan 23, 2017
      2. ble003
        ble003
        no, i was writing from a female perspective.
        Jan 23, 2017
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        i thought you were a director of your own movie i guess wrong ah
        Jan 24, 2017
    8. ble003
      ble003
      i am better than 98.5% of humanity at figuring out what is being done to geometric shapes.
      1. ble003
        ble003
        however, figuring out what is being done to geometric shapes is not a measure of true intelligence.
        Jan 20, 2017
    9. ble003
      ble003
      Do what's good, Not what's bad, Even if you're really angry.
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      2. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        What if you do what is crazy instead.

        ...what if you are a robot without any understanding of the concept of good or bad?
        Jan 13, 2017
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        what if you accidentally farted it felt good but it smelt bad and it made people laugh but yet it made people run what would that be classified as ?
        Jan 13, 2017
      4. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        Those are called "Silent but Deadly's". ...well except for the laughing part. I suppose if you combined some nitrus oxide... or perhaps you are just in a room with a bunch of cynical people.
        Jan 13, 2017
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    10. ble003
      ble003
      i can no longer fully extend my arms. possible causes: polymorph, amazing hair, injury, cybernetics, aliens, too many curl-squats.
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      2. ble003
        ble003
        silly kitten, sith aren't real.
        Dec 15, 2016
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        1) fix hair shave hair
        2) buy xmas present for aliens or sith as peace offering
        3) do stretch and squat on a bosu ball
        Dec 15, 2016
      4. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        Obviously you won't know the sith are real until they take over the gal- er world. Don't worry once they do there will be peace (and kittens!)
        Dec 15, 2016
    11. ble003
      ble003
      I now know one word in sign-language. "logarithm". there is a reason why i learned this word, and it is not this post.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        i know how to say tree in sign language but that's about it
        Nov 27, 2016
      2. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        *middle finger* NO OTHER SIGN LANGUAGE NEEDED.
        Nov 27, 2016
    12. ble003
      ble003
      today i gained a reason to find out or think up what the sun smells like. it doesn't, but the smell of space will suffice for my purposes.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        would the space smell like any areas of space or does it depend on what inhabits the space?
        Nov 27, 2016
      2. ble003
        ble003
        well apparently it smells different in different places, based on what elements are available. mostly smells we associate with intense heat of some sort. the smell of our solar system has been compared to spent gunpowder, which is extra perfect for what i have in mind. here's the article i found: http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-01/fyi-what-does-space-smell
        Nov 27, 2016
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      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        This part in the article is interesting
        "In dark pockets of the universe, molecular clouds full of tiny dust particles host a veritable smorgasbord of odors, from wafts of sweet sugar to the rotten-egg stench of sulfur."

        I wonder what makes the sweet smell is there sugar in space?
        Nov 28, 2016
    13. ble003
      ble003
      it's typical of humans to assume that something that is true of aircraft is true of a god.
      1. ble003
        ble003
        in case you haven't noticed, i'm writing someone extremely snarky today. she wasn't supposed to be, though.
        Nov 8, 2016
      2. neonserge
        neonserge
        What if god was an aircraft what aircraft would god be?
        Nov 8, 2016
      3. ble003
        ble003
        some kind of drone. or the first boss from intrusion 2.
        Nov 9, 2016
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    14. ble003
      ble003
      a factual statement for at least two ancestors and definitions of "ancestor", "fucked" and "god"
      1. ble003
        ble003
        yet not one that can be arrived at through correct assumptions
        Nov 8, 2016
    15. ble003
      ble003
      "manoeuvre"... what hath UK wrought.
    16. ble003
      ble003
      i realized today that my birthday is composed entirely of square numbers in both the gregorian calendar and the discordian calendar.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        have a happy belated square number birthday!
        Oct 22, 2016
    17. ble003
      ble003
      If you've got a logical reasoning test coming up then it's time to sharpen up your skills! this is a quote and extremely sad.
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      2. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        UNLESS YER A WOMAN. WOMAN DON'T NEED REASON FOR SH*T. THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
        Oct 16, 2016
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      3. SunderPlunder
        SunderPlunder
        ^I did not expect that kind of wisdom from a bomb lover. Maybe you're a playboy interested only in the explosive climax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        (get what I mean?)
        Oct 17, 2016
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      4. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        WOMANS ARE LIKE AN UNPREDICTABLE BOMB. IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFUSE. QUITE EXITING, NEVER KNOWING WHEN SH*T GOES UP. INSTEAD OF CUTTING THE WRONG WIRE. THAT EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX IS F*CKING GOAL TO US DEMOLITION EXPERT. GIVING THE ULTIMATE RESPECT TO SUCH EXPLOSION.
        Oct 17, 2016
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    18. ble003
      ble003
      ecclesiastic is a word that sounds more fun than it is
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        it has a stretchy style to it
        Sep 15, 2016
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      ble003
      1. ble003
        ble003
        *don't actually have
        Sep 13, 2016
      2. neonserge
        neonserge
        I am going to try this in my local gym
        Sep 13, 2016
    20. ble003
      ble003
      began wearing sunglasses and a medical mask while bicycling again. four girls screamed and an elementary school boy looked freaked out.
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