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i just tried to call up an episodic memory from my mother's past. needless to say, it didn't work. Feb 18, 2017

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    1. ble003
      ble003
      i just tried to call up an episodic memory from my mother's past. needless to say, it didn't work.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        playing music helps
        Feb 18, 2017
      2. ble003
        ble003
        brains don't work like that, i don't remember anything of her past that she hasn't told me, and what she has only semantically. she told me the memory when i mentioned trying, though.
        Feb 19, 2017
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        It time to make new memories !
        Feb 19, 2017
    2. ble003
      ble003
      i'd like to try drawing with my ps3-controller, but can't find how on internets.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        if you find one about snes controller let me know too thanks!
        Jan 28, 2017
    3. ble003
      ble003
      you knew who i am, what i'd done and why. does becoming my victim warrant an extended action-sequence?
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        You could also have your own aftershave i
        Jan 23, 2017
      2. ble003
        ble003
        no, i was writing from a female perspective.
        Jan 23, 2017
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        i thought you were a director of your own movie i guess wrong ah
        Jan 24, 2017
    4. ble003
      ble003
      i am better than 98.5% of humanity at figuring out what is being done to geometric shapes.
      1. ble003
        ble003
        however, figuring out what is being done to geometric shapes is not a measure of true intelligence.
        Jan 20, 2017
    5. ble003
      ble003
      Do what's good, Not what's bad, Even if you're really angry.
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      2. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        What if you do what is crazy instead.

        ...what if you are a robot without any understanding of the concept of good or bad?
        Jan 13, 2017
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        what if you accidentally farted it felt good but it smelt bad and it made people laugh but yet it made people run what would that be classified as ?
        Jan 13, 2017
      4. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        Those are called "Silent but Deadly's". ...well except for the laughing part. I suppose if you combined some nitrus oxide... or perhaps you are just in a room with a bunch of cynical people.
        Jan 13, 2017
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    6. ble003
      ble003
      i can no longer fully extend my arms. possible causes: polymorph, amazing hair, injury, cybernetics, aliens, too many curl-squats.
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      2. ble003
        ble003
        silly kitten, sith aren't real.
        Dec 15, 2016
      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        1) fix hair shave hair
        2) buy xmas present for aliens or sith as peace offering
        3) do stretch and squat on a bosu ball
        Dec 15, 2016
      4. EvilKitten
        EvilKitten
        Obviously you won't know the sith are real until they take over the gal- er world. Don't worry once they do there will be peace (and kittens!)
        Dec 15, 2016
    7. ble003
      ble003
      I now know one word in sign-language. "logarithm". there is a reason why i learned this word, and it is not this post.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        i know how to say tree in sign language but that's about it
        Nov 27, 2016
      2. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        *middle finger* NO OTHER SIGN LANGUAGE NEEDED.
        Nov 27, 2016
    8. ble003
      ble003
      today i gained a reason to find out or think up what the sun smells like. it doesn't, but the smell of space will suffice for my purposes.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        would the space smell like any areas of space or does it depend on what inhabits the space?
        Nov 27, 2016
      2. ble003
        ble003
        well apparently it smells different in different places, based on what elements are available. mostly smells we associate with intense heat of some sort. the smell of our solar system has been compared to spent gunpowder, which is extra perfect for what i have in mind. here's the article i found: http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-01/fyi-what-does-space-smell
        Nov 27, 2016
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      3. neonserge
        neonserge
        This part in the article is interesting
        "In dark pockets of the universe, molecular clouds full of tiny dust particles host a veritable smorgasbord of odors, from wafts of sweet sugar to the rotten-egg stench of sulfur."

        I wonder what makes the sweet smell is there sugar in space?
        Nov 28, 2016
    9. ble003
      ble003
      it's typical of humans to assume that something that is true of aircraft is true of a god.
      1. ble003
        ble003
        in case you haven't noticed, i'm writing someone extremely snarky today. she wasn't supposed to be, though.
        Nov 8, 2016
      2. neonserge
        neonserge
        What if god was an aircraft what aircraft would god be?
        Nov 8, 2016
      3. ble003
        ble003
        some kind of drone. or the first boss from intrusion 2.
        Nov 9, 2016
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    10. ble003
      ble003
      a factual statement for at least two ancestors and definitions of "ancestor", "fucked" and "god"
      1. ble003
        ble003
        yet not one that can be arrived at through correct assumptions
        Nov 8, 2016
    11. ble003
      ble003
      "manoeuvre"... what hath UK wrought.
    12. ble003
      ble003
      i realized today that my birthday is composed entirely of square numbers in both the gregorian calendar and the discordian calendar.
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        have a happy belated square number birthday!
        Oct 22, 2016
    13. ble003
      ble003
      If you've got a logical reasoning test coming up then it's time to sharpen up your skills! this is a quote and extremely sad.
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      2. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        UNLESS YER A WOMAN. WOMAN DON'T NEED REASON FOR SH*T. THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
        Oct 16, 2016
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      3. SunderPlunder
        SunderPlunder
        ^I did not expect that kind of wisdom from a bomb lover. Maybe you're a playboy interested only in the explosive climax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        (get what I mean?)
        Oct 17, 2016
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      4. Torgue_Joey
        Torgue_Joey
        WOMANS ARE LIKE AN UNPREDICTABLE BOMB. IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFUSE. QUITE EXITING, NEVER KNOWING WHEN SH*T GOES UP. INSTEAD OF CUTTING THE WRONG WIRE. THAT EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX IS F*CKING GOAL TO US DEMOLITION EXPERT. GIVING THE ULTIMATE RESPECT TO SUCH EXPLOSION.
        Oct 17, 2016
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    14. ble003
      ble003
      ecclesiastic is a word that sounds more fun than it is
      1. neonserge
        neonserge
        it has a stretchy style to it
        Sep 15, 2016
    15. ble003
      ble003
      1. ble003
        ble003
        *don't actually have
        Sep 13, 2016
      2. neonserge
        neonserge
        I am going to try this in my local gym
        Sep 13, 2016
    16. ble003
      ble003
      began wearing sunglasses and a medical mask while bicycling again. four girls screamed and an elementary school boy looked freaked out.
    17. ble003
      ble003
      this one began drinking coffee today. this is a natural development from pills. it does not mean that this one is a coffee-drinker.
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      3. ble003
        ble003
        and if you must put me in a box
        make sure it's a big box
        with lots of windows
        and a door to walk through
        and a nice, high chimney
        so we can burn burn burn anything that we don't like
        and watch the ashes
        fly off to heaven
        maybe all the way to india
        i'd like that.
        Aug 27, 2016
      4. neonserge
        neonserge
        toasted sandwiches they are very hot
        Aug 27, 2016
      5. ble003
        ble003
        four posts before the first non-sequiteur, bravo us.
        Aug 27, 2016
    18. ble003
      ble003
      Captive just suddenly fucking dies.
      1. ble003
        ble003
        you ever experienced the thing where you have to choose between something you want and something you can't not have, then you realize there's a way you can have both and something you didn't know you wanted. the above phrase is that realization.
        Aug 25, 2016
      2. ble003
        ble003
        also, wikipedia has a suicide by gas page that is only suicide by coal gas. carbon monoxide is under poison, and the only other poison is cyanide. now if i found there was a fast-acting poison doesn't need to be swallowed, i'd have a dilemma again.
        Aug 25, 2016
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    19. SomeUnregPunk
      SomeUnregPunk
      I still love your avatar. It's very neatly done.
      1. ble003
        ble003
        if we're retreading old ground for the new forum, there are now bone-throw and wish-corrupt threads. and yes, i think so as well. might want to save it, because my facial accessory changed a long time ago and i may make a new version.
        Aug 11, 2016
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    20. Nunaden
      Nunaden
      So you came too :D
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