same deal as on the firefall forums, but here. i'll also make one for "throw me a bone". each player is to write a way in which the wish made in the previous post can be granted, that amusingly subverts the intent of that wish. bonus points if it's thematically appropriate, ironic or a good pun. also bonus points for providing visual reference. bonus points aren't tracked by any known power on this earth. it is unknown what purpose they serve. i wish for an awesome exoskeleton.