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    Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.

    Romeo, a young man of Verona.
    Juliet, a young woman.
    Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
    The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
    Hamlet's father).


    Act I: Interview with the other side.

    Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.

    [Enter the Ghost and Juliet]

    The Ghost:
    You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
    between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.

    Juliet:
    Listen to your heart!

    [Exit the Ghost]

    [Enter Romeo]

    Juliet:
    Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!


    Act II: Determining divisibility.

    Scene I: A private conversation.

    Juliet:
    Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?

    Romeo:
    If so, let us proceed to scene V.

    [Exit Romeo]

    [Enter Hamlet]

    Juliet:
    You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!

    Hamlet:
    You are as lovely as a red rose.

    Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.

    Juliet:
    Am I better than you?

    Hamlet:
    If so, let us proceed to scene III.

    Juliet:
    Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
    nothing?

    Hamlet:
    If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
    Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.

    Juliet:
    Let us return to scene II.

    Scene III: Romeo must die!

    [Exit Hamlet]

    [Enter Romeo]

    Juliet:
    Open your heart.

    [Exit Juliet]

    [Enter Hamlet]

    Romeo:
    Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
    snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
    Speak your mind!

    [Exit Romeo]

    [Enter Juliet]

    Scene IV: One small dog at a time.

    [Exit Hamlet]

    [Enter Romeo]

    Juliet:
    Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
    Let us return to scene I.

    Scene V: Fin.

    [Exeunt]
     
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    Quality is a little crappy but still one of my favorite jugglers.
     
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