Corrupt a wish

[Pandagnome]

you accidently shot yourself in the groin and roll down a hill

I wish for a hover house that follows me on holiday

 

[ble003]

it is very small. you get barrels for one-millimeter, two-millimeter and three-millimeter ammunition. you also get that ammunition. you can't fit your finger through the trigger-guard.

your house is very small and some people live in it already.


i wish for the abiliy to teleport any bicycle i've touched to an area of gas-filled or empty space near me, located such that my hand is on the steering wheel.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Sure but you teleport a bicycle up your rectum with your hand on the steering wheel.

I wish this didn't exist....

 

[ble003]

cats-ears and human ears are now switched and have always been. there are now headphones for what we know as cat ears with stylized versions of what we know as human ears on the sides.

i wish it said in the geneva convention that all waistcoats must have functional pockets.

 

[SunderPlunder]

sure , but now everyone hides a derringer and other dangerous sh1t in it and you get shot.

I wish activision un-fcked Warcraft and destiny ;_;

 

[ble003]

warcraft is now re-skinned overwatch
destiny is now re-skinned hearthstone

i wish i didn't have such a stupid school schedule. six hours five days a week, please. or at least give me no subjects wednesday rather than no subjects monday and no days of more than seven hours. those are real hours, btw, not the weird three-quarters things.

 

[SunderPlunder]

Sure things boss , but you find yourself struggling to cope with the changes becoz all the best sh1t happens during all those days and hours of which you have no class to attend.

I wish I get to retain my metabolism so I won't get fat when i eat a lot , especially when I've grown old.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Congrats! You metabolism works so fast now, you are literally just skin and bones.

 

[Pandagnome]

Takes the skin and bones to the voodoo priest for exchange of valuable information

I wish for ember world to materialize on the moon

 

[Nunaden]

your wish gets granted, but it lasted as long as a blackhole in a particle accelerator

i wish for a G36C with a silencer, a Zenit Klesch tactical device and a collimator

 

[ble003]

everyone in the world get that set of items in the mail, causing general chaos and slightly altering the earth's mass.

i wish non-newtonian fluids were fluids that don't care about gravity.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

But they also are attracted to your nostrils.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

 

[Nunaden]

you aren't tired for today and the next week, but you will be very tired for the rest of the year. So tired that you could sleep all day long.

i wish for a Glock 17 Devgru

 

[ble003]

while within a meter of your glock, you become a black male in america. everywhere and everyone you know are the same except for possibly your family's skin color, and nobody notices. it goes the other way too, if you make friends while carrying the gun they'll still be there when you stop. basically things are different if you have't observed them yet, but become the way you observed them when you do.

i wish i was a powder mage

 

[Pandagnome]

You become so obsessed as a mage your beard strangles you and you die

I wish for self replenishing cupboard and fridge

 

[ble003]

your cupboard refills with fridge things and your fridge refills with cupboard things. things aren't removed when they go bad.

silly motorbike, powder mages die from overdoses or in battle.

i wish for the ability to repulse anything that isn't genetically me or inside me from my body.

 

[Pandagnome]

you repulsed yourself into particles spread across the corners of the world. Your sacrifice has been noted
and religious leaders call it the Holy Ble day

I wish for glow in the dark nostrils so i can breath out illuminating mist in cold conditions!

 

[ble003]

your entire face now glows in the dark. hope you like radium!

i wish for the ability to make anything and anyone crazy tasty and tasty-smelling to all living creatures, and to cancel that effect.

 

[SunderPlunder]

Sure, but you just made everyone you love crazy tasty and tasty smelling and cannibalism ensues. Dejected, you drop to the ground , hands on your head , as you contemplate what you have done . Soon , your powers turn on you , as you became the tastiest morsel on planet Earth.

I wish Miscreated gets more updates!

 

[Pandagnome]

Miscreated gets many updates and there is no more updates and it is put in a collectors pile

I wish for world pea's to feed my fellow critters and the world be green