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imagine a more vertical pipe-organ wearing a vampire-dress.

just me being proud of unexplained things is an ok joke, i think.

everything you know vill be my enemy; you can visit. *eats dried fruit* i wrote it a while back. added the dried fruit part just now. it's a good line.

your left eye is now a tv-screen showing an amazing action-thriller movie constantly. the movie is on youtube, but only if you search for it. every time someone who doesn't dislike both action and thriller movies looks into your eyes for the first time they'll ask you for the title and then go...

Cat Snake

the next person to fulfill your wish is the person who fulfills your wish after the previous person to fulfill your wish. who that is changes constantly, and the effect transfers to that person. eventually, everyone realizes when they get a back-pain they can get out of it by technically...

the wrong half regrows. you now permanently have a sandwich being digested in your stomach. it's a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich. you must have it removed or you will die from overweight. i wish for a copy of the best lab-coat within earth's atmosphere. it is a copy in all ways except it...

finns greet others with "god give me strength"?

a cat of nine tails is really just a manual explosion.

wikipedia says perkele is a swear.

Prkl.? really?

your mouth is now really good at attracting insects. let's try that again: i wish for a thermos-cup that makes those who see or hear it experience the world as if they drank its contents an hour ago. it has no supernatural effect on people who hold it by the handle, which fits my hand. it's...

the key to writing something that isn't stupid is pacing. do it a lot. you get nice legs too.

you now have the ears of the alligator nearest you and it has your ears. you need to go there if you want to use the ability. also, they float so slowly most die before they get there. they use the nearest washing-machine, and most don't like doing so together. i wish for a titanium cup which...

Labyrinth fish

i think someone's or written "having many projects means you complete them slower" before, anyways i wrote it now. bottom line: making a neural network learn tsuro is for now the bottom line of my to-do list.

why are the horses slightly transparent?

the propeller on your HE 100 now has the same mass as every part of a normal HE 100 except the propeller, and the rest of your HE 100 now has the same mass as a normal HE 100 propeller. i wish for the ability to adjust the hardness of pillows and mattresses with my mind. this process neither...