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some people just have really annoying voices though.

spoilers push you against what you're moving on based on how fast you're going. I wonder how much spoiler you'd need to run upside down at human speed.

the small brains can't be as smart as a big brain, so they're really boring to talk to and don't always make the decisions you would have. also you no longer have fingers because your hands are heads. I wish for the ability that when I relay a single concept in what I believe is a french...

stroop-test says people interpret text first, so if you write words on things maybe people will pause before attacking or dodging them? maybe people who name their fists were right after all. Dovetail joint

just had a dream where the only thing I can remember is the phrase "emissaries of Cormox" human who doesn't think puns make good premises: me. human who just thought of letting players have narcotic feathers: also me.

so there are god rules about animals, but those rules are actually for the benefit of humans like "don't overhunt" and "don't overload your horse". and god still punished animals for the transgressions of humans. after the fall, god made animals start to kill each other. one plage of egypt...

I guess everyone who greatly prefers a specific gender has a person they're least not the opposite orientation for. there are just people where that's really really weird to me. again unrelated btw.

all the hair on your body goes under your skin and is connected the hair on the top of your head. so if you retract your head-hair, your eyelashes and beard and armpit-hair and such will become really long. and if you cut it and then extend it so you get an afro you won't have hair anywhere...

it's funny, because, depending on how your werewolves are designed, every werewolf could be Werewolf Hitler.

I didn't even know you could dope for curling. I guess make motions more precise and improve perception? it'd just throw you off if you didn't always dope when you train though. on an unrelated note: imagine Werewolf Hitler. his philtrum is the only shaved part of him.

ski-stunting, I didn't know that existed and simultaneously thought that was too cool for the Olympics. there needs to be paintball-olympics. improving in like alpine doesn't make it much cooler, but imagine if rich people and countries really cared who won in paintball. limits: all gear must...

Bobsleigh and Skeleton Federation

Petting-Fetish Relapse would be a good band-name. and a bad-band name.

I found some bone in a deboned cod. the bone doesn't make it a boned cod. but the fact I found it does. I thought there is no cod more boned than a caught cod. but apparently cod bone. merfolk spawning sounds really awkward.

vaguely menacing titles: repeater antecedent skinner

if you want to be a cyborg, you go to a wizard.

you've lost me.

you now passively and untraceably drain the emptiest bank-account from which money can be extracted, that can be accessed by a person within 15 kilometers of you, at a rate of 1 dollar every second. know you have this power, but you don't automatically know whose bank-accounts you drain and it's...