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i was thinking about an email and those questions are what it boiled down to. they're versatile questions. they're cool. they're right.

you hear all talk and text like caveman talk. it rubs off on you. [ when i think about making a wish here, i always end up thinking of ways they can be corrupted. and it would be boring if people corrupted in a way i've already thought about, so i end up being really specific. like in that case...

each finger, toe and nose that can receive signals from your brain is considered pointing at all times. i wish for the ability to disable the fecundity of any creature until i want it to return, as often and as many times as i want. this ability activates when and only when i want it to, and...

everything edible except vegetables and humans now screams in pain at all times. i wish to, each time i wake up, for each piece of semantic knowledge i gained between the previous time i woke up and the previous time i went to sleep, have learned correctly whether or not that knowledge is true.

One a day is good for you! ■■■■■ Apple-cider Vinegar is a clean product [of/from/by] nature. Mix a bit of water with one table-spoon of vinegar - good start of the day i could probably make this up but i'm not.

should tv in a comic be like a comic? what about comics on tv?

let get hurt if you can get away with it, but low priority and don’t kill. An option to be a passive-aggressive asshole in combat.

the sugar is a hivemind, and you get more than the others because it's more common to leave sugar unattended and uncontained than it is creamer or finished coffee. the sugar wants you to eat it, but refuses to let you because it knows you shouldn't eat sugar. it pushes you to improve your...

the creamer is tsundere; it stays nearby and writes vague notes, but doesn't present itself. you have to hunt it down. also remember that some have had to skitter far - both are frequently spoiled. i wish for an ability i can enable and disable at will, which lets me pass through anything that...

unattended cups of coffee all over the world become sapient, grow insect-legs and seek you out. they write tiny notes begging to be drunk, in various languages and with varying eloquence. this will continue to happen. i wish all the keys on both my keyboards worked.

never played the game, i like maybe a third of the music a lot. this one always makes me smile; it's so ridiculously grandiose, it's a joke that's also pretty.

A Java class or interface can have at most 65535 methods. The code of a constructor in Java is limited to 65535 bytes

imagine the superpower of being able to duplicate your brain, and the duplicates are completely identical except for their position. that even includes their momentum. so you can run and duplicate your brain so the duplicate hits someone.

they have propellant on both sides; firing detonates the back-propellant, which detonates the front-propellant, which slows or stops the shot. as a result, they're effectively overpowered blanks that sometimes damage the gun or jam the mechanism with loose shot. he knows they're from you. i...

there are now christmas jacob's ladders instead. being the only one who experiences that i have hobbit feet is actually better than just having them. like, i want them because they're tough and warm so i don't need shoes, not because they're pretty. unless you mean they're totally imaginary and...

you notice no change, because you used hyperbole in your wish, dumbass. i wish my feet were like hobbit feet but still the size they are now.

all mammals are now fission-powered. i wish for something that can be connected to a computer using a male, normally sized headphone jack. it automatically and continuously(since they move about) selects the most suitable pigeons nearby and uses them as speakers.

imagine the superpower of only being possible to mention with a specific nonsensical and vague phrase. example phrase is "bob smith is a good fish to destroy." if someone wants to say about that bob smith that "bob is a good friend" or "mr. smith is wanted for grand theft sundae" or "we need mr...

the mind of every human who is alive at midnight to january first 2018, gmt, who were also alive at that same time in 1998 will be copied to their body at that point in time, causing an offshoot timeline where that happened. this will happen every time an amount of time equal to the span between...