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whenever you would have back pain, you instead are Scorpion. i wish for the ability to curse objects so you can't drop them if you touch them unless you're me.

i wish it is impossible to get injured while dodge-rolling.

charred fried chicken and charred steamed broccoli is softer and lighter than rock, so it's pushed to the surface. small volcanoes of charred fried chicken and charred steamed broccoli appear all over the american plate. also sinkholes of not that. it becomes the traditional food of satanists...

it's filled to the brim with china. i wish for the ability to set the heartrate of any heart i know exists in bpm by thinking i want to do that. it will maintain a steady beat at that exact frequency for a period of time i specify in seconds, then the beat is allowed to change naturally. i can...

plot point i don't have any stories that can use: someone wants to make trouble for someone more threatening. the first person triggers their own personal alarm, then attacks the second, then pretends the second started it when people show up.

we get that ability and can use it indefinitely, but don't have to use it to chill. this means robot soldiers can never truly take over for human soldiers, test times don't mean anything, and getting visibly embarrassed is completely avoidable. most conversations play out like choreographed...

i'm ambivalent so far, but this one was nice. also i can't remember ever using "lame" as an insult, but it's the first word that comes to mind seeing anything the uploader writes.

being paranoid causes those enhancements, and they realize this. being so selfless, at least some of them try to share by giving everyone cause to be paranoid. they make robots that have skin like a terminator, except they copy the appearance and behavior of people so well you won't know unless...

nothing is victorian slang, and vacuum is science for nothing.

a vacuum cleaner

i thought of a joke. it's not a pun, i think, but it is a question and the answer makes it make sense sometimes. what is the generic name for a soap for the nethers, marketed towards women, in british science.

idea: clone jesus every day for a year so it's christmas every day

maybe most people who wear waistcoats are wizards?

norwegian bokmål: tones matter sometimes, but for a minority of words. bean/s - bønne/r prayer/s - bønn/er (from prayer beads? said the same.) farmer/s - bonde / bønder (the d is optional, but if you don't say it the word needs to have a falling pitch. and if it had been bonder, that would have...

all state level conflicts across the world are settled by striking a match and wishing for a meteor to strike the opposing side. i wish for an insect mouth instead of my mouth. it has to be able to clean itself and let me eat anything a human can eat, with the same taste-experience and without...

flies also try to stay a maximum of 1.5 meters away from you at all times. flies probably do something useful, and they probably can't effectively do that if they can't leave you. also when you're moving, the flies fly so you can't see. i wish for great skill at commerce, without sacrificing...