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  1. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    wrong way around. scorpian rides frog, frog secretes hallucinogen, scorpians ruin everything, frog has a really high credit-score.
  2. ble003

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    there are tiny flies again, but they are fewer and weirdly: shittier. I just grabbed one out of the air with one hand. you really could catch these flies with chopsticks.
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    my wristwatch may be Deadpool, which makes me feel less weird for thinking about using it as a cosh.
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    it has the worst CGI wooden barrel. this barrel lacks gaps between the planks. it looks like a plastic rounded cylinder with the planks painted on. it looks like a barrel in a video-game with every setting set to the lowest. it was the early 2000s, but the nautilus actually looks nice, they...
  5. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    riffing The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with my mom.
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    kvekk
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    happy independence day

    happy independence day
  12. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    I just saw a muslim family (mother, father, child in carriage, ambulatory child). one of the children was crying over a lost balloon, which I caught. it was a normal air-filled party-balloon on a stick; I think those shaped, shiny helium-balloons are illegal now. additionally, earlier today I...
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    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    just in case, it's obvious you shouldn't. birds are lactose-intolerant, because they're birds and not mammals. it's not immediately lethal or anything, at least not in small amounts, it just upsets their stomach.
  14. ble003

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    hot cars killing dogs is a knowledge-issue, not an intelligence-issue. to put it together on your own: you need to know cars in the sun get really warm, you can accidentally avoid learning that by moving from somewhere cold to somewhere warm during winter. you need to know dogs are among animals...
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    I wonder what it would take for there to be just a couple of universes. not one, not infinite, but like five. and how you would even tell?
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    skinner. kidding: dofuzz
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    what do you call a criminal who has a romantic relationship with a police-officer, and it's not part of a plot or anything?
  19. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    I got annoyed and frolicked over a fallen bike because a guy was stared at me because I was wearing a surgical mask and sunglasses because of global warming summer then we were told to imagine a four-dimensional graph, but not, because we probably can't, but I tried anyways, but my both my real...
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