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I took spanish, not french, but here goes. lt. colonel Arnaud Beltrame has left us (died). he died for the fatherland. France will never forget that heroism, bravery and sacrifice. support the troops?

I don't get what's the big deal about being formidable. like, the only way to be unformidable is to prevent ants from coming near you. like on one of the poles, or in space. I wonder if anyone's done the snowballs in summer trick, but with ants in winter instead.

Jet Set

holo samurai balloons

List of shoe-throwing incidents

bad explanation

all that happens, but you aren't cool yet and now you're on a watchlist. I specified that "none of the enchantments affect anyone in any way other than giving them these specific external cat-features." and "they are covered in hair that's like a softer version of the hair the person would...

tusken raiders

fuck, repeated with a variety of negative inflections for about a minute.

ms. Koltsov, your soul is pixels on my screen. at this time, thanks to your "champions", I cannot see every part of that screen. but I can see you. show thanks to the one who made your god no longer vengeful, that's all I'm trying to do.

visual hints, so you'll know you've seen it somewhere. 1: catkid carrying a huge lightbulb. 2: sci-fashionable redhead with a BFS that looks like circuit-board. 3: tactical dude in a red scarf. bonus: I just remembered the prequel ends with fighting on a missile. 4: brown coat and head that...

The premise is honestly squandered on a dumb, very old pun. A talking dog I can take or leave. A talking dog that always asks for a loan is kinda South Park-y but interesting. A talking dog that always asks for a loan and will vomit up knick-knacks as collateral and its dad is Mick Jagger is...

I now repulse all unhealthy food. I wish in every constitution it always said and always will say that from the nineteenth of march 2018 and as long as that constitution remains, everyone who holds or is running for political office magically has cat-ears and a cat-tail, and that that magic...

the best way to assassinate someone is carrying forged currency with dates and serial-numbers that haven't happened yet.

I think there's a reason the expression "one bad apple spoils the bunch" is about apples.

Base Raiders

top tracks of Bob Marley, but with texts about psionics.

space face

You know you can do something so awesome if you did it you would immediately realize you didn’t know you could do that, freak out and forget what's going on.

I have a desk now *grabs precarious stack of AI-school books from shared bookshelf and places it on desk*