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there wasn't a new of these yet. each post following this one should start by describing how the wish above is technically granted, but made unsatisfying, pointless or detrimental to the wisher. try to avoid: "you get the wish and this bad thing happens" if the bad thing doesn't follow from the...

His eyes turn into black pools of stars, by the way.

I don't know if it's because human morality is steadily improving or because the sensation I represent is steadily approaching "burning armory".

our bird's body-language has a lot of subtle feather-movements I'm not sure other birds could see at a distance, and they apparently see uv. I also think he hears either ultrasound or just really well, because I've been wheezing slightly while breathing and a few days ago he started squeaking at...

I just spontaneously generated a bunch of puns I'm surprised I've never heard before: dinotaur minosaur centsaur dollartaur I will now search for images of each of these terms.

TWTFW you revolutionize phylacteries to save a loved one, then others' careless use of your discoveries turns your loved one into a cannibalistic forget-me-not-themed spirit-cephalopod and a variety of talents and disfigurements on some welsh were-crocodile monk.

when you target yourself with a spell, you don’t have to pay for delivery

story thing I'm not using, et cetera: someone mistakes a vampire's trypophobia for staurophobia or ecclesiophobia. the vampire doesn't actually have any of the standard vampire weaknesses, it just thinks clusters of holes are gross. eventually they realize it can't go into Park Güell.

it's now very difficult to do old-timey portrait-photography, also the space clowns are frustrated. I wish for a button. it is black and square, two centimeters in each direction and depresses half a centimeter, and "any" is stenciled on its face in whiteout. it has a clamp attached to its...

89% of people will now suspect anyone who uses rhetoric by any definition is a nazi. I wish birds aren't lactose intolerant.

yay I don't. who's the templar's face?

...light. humans were made in Sol's image, after all.

if it's a prayer, ="señor"= is probably off and it should definitely use usted-forms. I looked up the conjugation of liberar, and none of the imperative conjugations are identical to the infinitive. I'm also not sure how to turn hakkapelite into an adjective, so I'm doing it in a few different...

#"herre, redd oss fra denne fæle hakkapelittarmeen"# ="señor, nos liberar de esto ejército macabro hakkapeliittico"= (to the best of my ability) why are we translating this in particular?

I feel like there's a lot more room for jokes in the names of passive abilities. with cards or active abilities, you're going to see them all the time and you want a cool theatre of the mind, so Acrobatics->Acrobatics->Bullet-time->Burst->Bouncing Flask->Burst->Leg Sweep or Rush->Shield...