Corrupt a wish

ble003

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Aug 7, 2016
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there wasn't a new of these yet.
each post following this one should start by describing how the wish above is technically granted, but made unsatisfying, pointless or detrimental to the wisher.
try to avoid:
"you get the wish and this bad thing happens" if the bad thing doesn't follow from the wish.​
"you get the wish and then you do these things" if the way you corrupt the wish doesn't include changing the wisher's behavior.​

if your wish is long, try to describe it in a list rather than a paragraph.
try to make it interesting.
if someone forgets to make a wish, grant something anyways.


example:

Very much wish this game has individual/personal loot drops.

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entities, including players, drop their individual/personal loot.


I wish for the ability that any time I see a flying fly or wasp, it and anything that's inside it or stuck to it turns into:
if it's inside, a spherical smartie with dark chocolate, where there's just enough hydrogen in the centre to float up to the ceiling.​
if it's outside, a non-allergenic cherry-petal.​
in both cases, the result has the same mass as the original insect.
 
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