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  1. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    my hair looks really nice now. I kinda wish I cared about the new Teen Titans and disliked the Starfire, because if I did both those things I could say I'd make a better Starfire and I'd be honest and have a sane reason for saying it, but I don't and I don't and I wouldn't and I am and I don't.
  2. ble003

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    those are cute posts; wrong thread.
  3. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    ghosts and brains don't know the future.
  4. ble003

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    I'm not superstitious, but when I start chanting words I've never heard in the shower I get worried and stop and check if there are monsters and if my reflection has changed and try to sing something familiar.
  5. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    wonder if it'd work to have the saw and a clamp on an arm. get rid of branches near the place you want to saw with a chain-naginata or a drone with sharp exposed metal propellers, then the saw-drone flies up, extends the arm and clamps it around the tree. then a rotary saw extends into the space...
  6. ble003

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    none of the top results for "newton's coffin" on DuckDuckGo treat it as a pun.
  7. ble003

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    I just chortled after saying something that had the structure of a witty observation without actually being one.
  8. ble003

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    maybe instead this is a mutation you get for not being, like, a snail. Jumping and running at all shouldn’t be an unlock.
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  10. ble003

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    lying contest! I was born a vampire, but managed to redirect the need for blood to dark chocolate and reduce my weaknesses through controlled exposure. now I just get sleepy from them.
  11. ble003

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    THE SPELL HAS A POST-IT-FUNCTION?
  12. ble003

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    I don't want to agree with the main woman there, I don't like the tone of anyone in the video really. fucking reasonable person opinion: how does this much plastic end up in the ocean anyways? reinforce that littering is undeniably chaotic evil and fucking pointless because pockets exist. 76%...
  13. ble003

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    plot I have no use for again, but this time it's terrorist: need: city where it's possible to take a metro out of city and back, it's possible to pay for metro with cash, and people aren't searched before going on the metro, and the metro trashbin are analogue. skill with makeup androynous...
  14. ble003

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    thanks. now office-supplies: pens. round pen-holder. I have all the colors. but I'm not peruan and I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea. pen refills. with the pens (pens around the outside of the holder and refills inside?) or in a drawer? zip-ties. assume for a moment I have half a gallon...
  15. ble003

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    there are two roads to heaven, and both are paved in tiles that are all the same not-color.
  16. ble003

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    removing things that aren't sexy on a desk from my desk. need help deciding about some things: hastily scribbled notes on, like, government envelopes and the things clothes hang from in stores some of the fancier candy-wrappers parts of the desk I haven't installed yet box of contact lenses...
  17. ble003

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    cool superpower idea: things you've made will always be as good as your current best. that means: even if you don't take making something seriously, it'll still be as good as if you did. you'll just learn less. if you do learn, the quality of your past work is improved. the consequences of your...
  18. ble003

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    is it praise when you call something world cup?
  19. ble003

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    those how cat's bloom. yes-