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what does the Lovecraft-character with the role most similar to your self-insert say about you?

the shag of a towel is basically dermal floss.

just saw Star Wars 7ish. you can recognize everyone who matters by their hair, headwear or species. you can also laugh at pretty things, so it's better than most museums. drama and action and bringing the protagonists together. what's the deal with the stormtrooper armor-customizations; why...

confused people with my name: lots taken for vampire: one people I can barely understand indirectly ask if I'm gay: two people look at me intensely because I'm wearing a medical mask: 3+ ID'd when buying alcohol: 5-ish seriously wielded or thrown furniture: 4 bit by non-insect animal: 5-ish...

plot idea I'm not going to use: CEO gets caught in his own office performing oral sex on secretary, huge scandal. secretary's testimony: He told me he wanted to impress his wife, I joked "well most impressed I was with one of my exes was when he ate me out", he was seriously considering it...

woe-ish, for the description of my statistics teacher - "Asian TV-sales-Elvis" - is in fact a ghost in real life, for he now has completely normal hair.

red on the lower arms? my hairdresser yesterday (in a nicely presented, mid-tier shop mostly for women) and my highschool Spanish teacher (public) both had very standard cute tattoos on that location. I have a family member with a bird on his back, though.

woe-ish, for my statistics teacher - Asian TV-sales-Elvis - is in fact a ghost in the machine even though he is not a ghost in real life.

I also have that card, but instead I play and immediately sacrifice potion of life, transmuting my 9 energy into 9*4=36 crystals! HM!

have some lifehacks! when you are going to soak your dishes, wash the thing you are going to soak them in first. putting your breakfast plate into a mixture of water and 1/6 soup does not make it cleaner or easier to clean. when you shake something, shake it horizontally with a straight arm...

just had a mini-ASMR from someone not writing "peaked" when they mean "piqued"

thighs are transient?

Norway thing I just realized is really weird: our greatest writer for children I think. Thorbjørn Egner. parables and oversimplifying things, makes sense for children's literature. but. he has at least two works that feature weird portrayals of africans and are still sold: sympathetic and...

"I’m all the way back at the beginning, surprised that your idea of an artificial ocean is not merely a man-made body of water, but indeed a fundamental rearrangement of matter itself, complete with unheard-of physical properties!" - Chris Combs

had a less cinematic nightmare: I'm working on a school-project, but: it's chemistry, I've never taken chemistry. I think the textbook is in german, I've never taken german. my partner is using the equipment to bake cookies. we need carbonated water, but they don't have any non-flavored at the...

I can officially kinda lift my mom.

got woken up by a fairly good nightmare a few hours ago. it handled the effects of dreaming and lying in an uncomfortable position as effects of a biotech superpower implant that also mind-controls you. examples: -I try to read something I've found about it on the internet, it's completely...

of those, "Courage the Cowardly Dog" and "invalid username/password" are the only things I've had nightmares about. they weren't even my worst nightmares.

google translate reacts weirdly to sequences of the same syllable in certain languages. here are some examples of what various quantities of "af" in Somali "means". also people use #GoogleTranslatesMTG as #GoogleTranslate, but it's fine because what they post is also usually funny. treated...