SpamSpam Post - nonsense approved ^^

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ble003

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i just realised: i have four rpg character-concepts of which three are airheads and three are named after plants. those aren't even my thing. my thing is non-seqiturs, bugs and pretending to have a god-complex. i'm not complaining, i just wonder what are.
 

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skinner facts: ivory is flammable.

bonus facts:
He’ll eat your tails and tear off your skin!

He’ll pluck out your eyeballs and devour your kin!

Your flesh will be taken with a touch of his hand!

Fighting is useless; Skinner is fright.

He takes our scales and hides our bones
and makes this place our very last home.

Skinner, Skinner, never open his door.
Or soon your bones will lie on this floor.
 
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you know what would be cool evolution? binocular creatures favour one eye when they're young, then when they get old they switch to favoring the other eye.
 
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skinner facts: double-blind testing on humans on two islands who know what high fives are have proven that saying "give me some skin", instead of "high five" results in more high fives, especially from people who report that they high five at least once a day. however, "let me give you some skin" resulted in even more high fives from people who high five more rarely than once a month.
 
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