return these in order of deadness:
lich
ghost
rock
holy ghost
socrates
vampire
forest
death-row convict
horse
werewolf
someone who was just poked with an umbrella in russia but hasn't died yet
jesus
tesla
gummy sweets
naked hemaphrodite in an open hot-air-balloon above the north pole
electronic arts
gummy sweets with mold on them
gum
gum with mold on it
a webcomic that was completed and then the creator sold physical copies and let the webpage die
the shed skin of a spider
disco
virtual reality
spider
rock monster
reanimated skeleton
your old computer
decency
capes
firefall
glasses