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I know a guy that owns a $191,500 Benz. It's on payments. He owns only luxury clothes, foot gear and perfumes. He was very expensive habits or pleasures which is at odds with his salary.

He makes $18.50/hr for his highest paid job. He has quite a few other jobs is able to live, eat and sleep solely because He lives for free with his Aunt. She and her family also feeds him for free because he's family. He is very proud of the term "family." His Aunt doesn't know that the the Benz is his because he pays $250/month to a neighbor to rent out the garage. He also pays an extra $100 to claim the vehicle is his if his Aunt ever asks about it. He will park his car a couple of streets away from the house and the neighbor comes by to drive him and his car back to the neighbor's house where the neighbor parks it inside the garage.

You did read the correctly. The neighbor is being paid to chauffeur the dude around and to keep it safe in his garage. Can't risk his Aunt and family seeing him driving his car to and fro from work or from play/exercise/etc.

He always complains about how America is such a crappy place to live in because he will never get out of debt. He complains about his Aunt and her family and how he wishes they would just leave "his" place already. During a party he threw at his Aunt's house, she told us that she and her family was only supporting him until he can get above his debts and move out. They have no idea that he rents a storage room that contains his expensive tastes and vehicle.

He still hasn't realized that his co-workers aren't laughing with him.
 
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Is this the worst idiot-ball?
The Crimson Campaign by Brian McClellan:
There is a school where people become badasses by training 18 hours a day for up 20 years, then pay by being indentured servants for 30 years. There are two known people from this school: the main bad-guy, and the servant of a union boss; who only completed 10 years.

This servant works with a private detective, the hypercompetent second-in-command of a crime boss, a wizard, and a bunch of thugs. They capture the main bad-guy, take his obvious weapons, cuff him and throw him in a cell. He immediately assembles a garotte from parts hidden in his clothes, kills the guards and leaves. There are at least three people present who should know better; the reader actually learned he's from this school from a conversation between two of them, and one has actually been restrained more effectively in the past (tied to a chair). The guy is horrible and they only need him to talk at most, so strip him and shave him, break at least one finger/toe on each appendage, then cuff him to a pole by both his wrists and ankles.

This kind of stuff is why a non-first game I want to make is a hybrid roguelike/visual novel with low randomness after generation, npc personality stats and memories, localized damage, hierarchy- and policy-behavior, and advanced mechanics that don't immediately pertain to combat. Lapses of judgement this great should only even be rolled for if everyone is either stupid, uninformed, or improvising. These characters are neither.

Which is part of why AI school.
 
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