Spam Thread - Madness revised

[Drakin5]

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

https://quotewizard.com/news/posts/the-best-and-worst-drivers-by-city-2018

My city is 36 out of 75 in the US. Quite glad.

 

[ble003]

 

[SweetVictory]

* can opener sounds *

 

[SweetVictory]

3 minutes later...

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Pandagnome]

Imagine seeing little kaiju's fly like that !

We need a Mech at the wall!

Trump doesnt deserve a mech he will have a unicycle and the wall is the mech with programmed
multi language capabilities and party horns and kids get free rides all is safe. The next president will be a native american who will fly a giant hawk

 

[Wyntyr]

The last one on the vid is the best IMO.

 

[SweetVictory]

Happy New Year!

 

[ble003]

is that picture a running gag now?

do I have to take a picture of parrot on thigh?

parrots have more in common with thighs anyways.

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[ble003]

 

[Pandagnome]

is that picture a running gag now?

do I have to take a picture of parrot on thigh?

parrots have more in common with thighs anyways.

make it 2 parrots one on each thigh!

 

[ble003]

I have only one parrot.

 

[Pandagnome]

I have only one parrot.

ah i see take 2 pictures and put them together but then you will have 4 thighs!

 

[SweetVictory]

 

[Drakin5]

I - Math word problem; Analyze and solve the problem given.

1.) Chris needs some items for his chemistry project. He needs hair bleach and nail polish remover as well as a 9V battery, some electronics and wiring and an old model cellphone. Hair bleach and nail polish remover costs $3 and $8 respectively. Brick cellphones are $15 while the battery and electronics are $22 total. Will this site be blacklisted by the FBI, CIA, NSA or Interpol for suspected terrorism?

 

[Pandagnome]

I - Math word problem; Analyze and solve the problem given.

1.) Chris needs some items for his chemistry project. He needs hair bleach and nail polish remover as well as a 9V battery, some electronics and wiring and an old model cellphone. Hair bleach and nail polish remover costs $3 and $8 respectively. Brick cellphones are $15 while the battery and electronics are $22 total. Will this site be blacklisted by the FBI, CIA, NSA or Interpol for suspected terrorism?

No he is making a goldfish feeder the nail polish is for the fish fins to look shiny the bleach is to clean fish tank the 9v battery is to power the mobile fish feeder and the cell phone is to call the fish and activate fish feeder and hear it that would be my excuse

 

[SweetVictory]

 

[ble003]

I - Math word problem; Analyze and solve the problem given.

1.) Chris needs some items for his chemistry project. He needs hair bleach and nail polish remover as well as a 9V battery, some electronics and wiring and an old model cellphone. Hair bleach and nail polish remover costs $3 and $8 respectively. Brick cellphones are $15 while the battery and electronics are $22 total. Will this site be blacklisted by the FBI, CIA, NSA or Interpol for suspected terrorism?

"will"