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rocks fall, everyone dies. i wish chickens knew the difference between omniscience and omnipotence. -
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friend, you get a whole ice-cream gun. but you have to eat it. i wish for omnipotence when it comes to contact-lenses -
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you didn't wish for anything, so you turn into a floating ice-cream city. i wish hating people would make them suck less in ways that correspond with the reason behind the hate. -
four posts before the first non-sequiteur, bravo us.
four posts before the first non-sequiteur, bravo us.- ble003
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and if you must put me in a box make sure it's a big box with lots of windows and a door to walk...
and if you must put me in a box make sure it's a big box with lots of windows and a door to walk through and a nice, high chimney so we can burn burn burn anything that we don't like and watch the ashes fly off to heaven maybe all the way to india i'd like that.- ble003
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the minimum requirements for running it include "one solid core primarily composed of iron-nickel alloy" and "liquid metal heating/magnetic field-doodad". also, i don't think you understood my wish: the ability to pirate people's tastebuds. i wish for a do-over -
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everyone recieves mullet wigs in the mail, but they aren't required to use them. i wish for the abiliy target any person, and cancel that targeting. while a target is selected for this ability, i can taste anything they taste.