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you are now a hybrid between doctor manhattan and the sun, with the exact same location, mass, velocity, direction and luminousity as the sun. the sun isn't there anymore. i wish the events of 9/11/2001 never happened. -
also, wikipedia has a suicide by gas page that is only suicide by coal gas. carbon monoxide is...
also, wikipedia has a suicide by gas page that is only suicide by coal gas. carbon monoxide is under poison, and the only other poison is cyanide. now if i found there was a fast-acting poison doesn't need to be swallowed, i'd have a dilemma again.- ble003
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you ever experienced the thing where you have to choose between something you want and something...
you ever experienced the thing where you have to choose between something you want and something you can't not have, then you realize there's a way you can have both and something you didn't know you wanted. the above phrase is that realization.- ble003
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this one began drinking coffee today. this is a natural development from pills. it does not mean...
this one began drinking coffee today. this is a natural development from pills. it does not mean that this one is a coffee-drinker.- ble003
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two earth-sized peas crash into earth, knocking it out of orbit. i wish for the ability to unfold another two forearm-length joints on each of my arms, doubling their length. this does not reduce their dexterity or strength. -
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your entire face now glows in the dark. hope you like radium! i wish for the ability to make anything and anyone crazy tasty and tasty-smelling to all living creatures, and to cancel that effect. -
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your cupboard refills with fridge things and your fridge refills with cupboard things. things aren't removed when they go bad. silly motorbike, powder mages die from overdoses or in battle. i wish for the ability to repulse anything that isn't genetically me or inside me from my body. -
Corrupt a wish
while within a meter of your glock, you become a black male in america. everywhere and everyone you know are the same except for possibly your family's skin color, and nobody notices. it goes the other way too, if you make friends while carrying the gun they'll still be there when you stop...