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  1. ble003

    in case you haven't noticed, i'm writing someone extremely snarky today. she wasn't supposed to...

    in case you haven't noticed, i'm writing someone extremely snarky today. she wasn't supposed to be, though.
  2. ble003

    it's typical of humans to assume that something that is true of aircraft is true of a god.

    it's typical of humans to assume that something that is true of aircraft is true of a god.
  3. ble003

    The subject of NPC ethnicity in games

    on the subject of midgets, i had the idea recently of customizable pilot-stats. you have a given amount of points that can be assigned to different stats, and get more points by progressing; but never enough to upgrade everything. the reasoning behind the examples i thought of is to have stats...
  4. ble003

    yet not one that can be arrived at through correct assumptions

    yet not one that can be arrived at through correct assumptions
  5. ble003

    a factual statement for at least two ancestors and definitions of "ancestor", "fucked" and "god"

    a factual statement for at least two ancestors and definitions of "ancestor", "fucked" and "god"
  6. ble003

    "manoeuvre"... what hath UK wrought.

    "manoeuvre"... what hath UK wrought.
  7. ble003

    SpamSpam Post - nonsense approved ^^

    Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen. Romeo, a young man of Verona. Juliet, a young woman. Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark. The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also Hamlet's father). Act I: Interview with the other side...
  8. ble003

    Corrupt a wish

    those bubbles contain bees that hate you and always know your location. i wish for perfect hearing that will heal quickly if damaged. i wish for the ability to erect walls of intangible shimmering energy that cancel out soundwaves that would travel through them.
  9. ble003

    Corrupt a wish

    time is now up and down. the directions up and down. [your age in years/the age at which you would otherwise die=your height in millimeters/x] - you become older the higher your highest point is above sea-level and younger the lower it is. if you are more than x meters above sea-level or go...
  10. ble003

    Corrupt a wish

    you have, in the form of books. your place of residence is now made entirely of books. if you memorize those books, you'll know everything useful. the first title you read is "x-rays don't work that way, dumbass" i wish for shoulder-tentacles that i control.
  11. ble003

    The subject of NPC ethnicity in games

    i don't think anyone expects to be able to play, say, someone grossly overweight or a hexapus with a human head. when it comes to ember this thread is more about either showing that the future is equal-opportunity, or why it isn't. faces and hairstyles like in firefall are enough for that...
  12. ble003

    The subject of NPC ethnicity in games

    ember is supposed to be set in the future, so unless it's a plot-point humanity would probably either have the races we have now, or everyone is mixed, or anyone can look like whatever they want. as long as it makes sense in the setting, i'm completely for using ethnic appearances as a source of...
  13. ble003

    Corrupt a wish

    your genitalia are now so large that when cut off and cooked or fried they will contain all the nutrients a single human being needs to live for 100 years. this is extremely inconvenient, and extremely painful to actually make use of. i wish for the ability to upgrade electronics to the newest...
  14. ble003

    Corrupt a wish

    mount and blade bannerlord is a game and unable to expect anything, it makes your computer implode when installed unless you are a youtuber or streamer. i wish for all the equipment of the boss of the second level in intrusion 2(cyborg/android lady with grappling hook and huge gun that is also...
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    SpamSpam Post - nonsense approved ^^

    steam have taken insufficient care when translating the text on their money-cards into norwegian, disregarding how the word "game" and the imperative of "play" look and sound precisely the same in this language. interestingly, while game is just play or computer-play, the english play(noun) is...
  16. ble003

    What would be your go-to build and why?

    i tend to use loadouts that can do a little bit of everything. different kinds of offense: one mid-long-range weapon one short-range weapon one ability across these three one can deal with crowds and one can deal with tanks utility: a panic button that isn't only that(shield, invis, mobility...
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    Corrupt a wish

    your great grandmother is now a tiny cat. i have an unfavorable impression of humanity today, so i wish everyone got an anti; like the opposite of soulmates. similar people with important and interesting differences that put them at odds with the other. these are already a thing, but almost...
  18. ble003

    KEEP ONE / CHANGE ONE - GAME

    dragon eggs