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edison

bethesda were right. i wish for the ability to charge any action by holding a dramatic version of a suitable readied pose for at least one second.

people keep opening roads through where you sleep. car roads. i wish for the ability to stand on moving vehicles like in just cause

resource delays

road map

i wish for the ability to detect even the smallest trace of cancer.

you get Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup. You can auto-fight boring enemies by holding tab, auto-explore by tapping o and auto-wait by tapping 5. enemies don't respawn outside of summons, and summons don't give rewards. of course, enemies get harder the deeper you go and if you die you have to restart...

aliens use ftl technology to teleport medical nanites together with their own spawn into humans, transforming us into exo-suits. no, biz, you are the exo-suits. i wish for a mini-fridge.

grummz becomes president not in this election, but in the next one; beating bernie sanders, jill stein, gary johnson and someone else. i wish for the ability to transfer kinetic energy between objects

you learn everything you want; your true desires for life, the universe and everything. all your choices so far have brought you farther from them. your abiity expires. maybe you become a monk or something. i wish for the ability to automatically summon sandbags full of candy that get in the...

after death, your name and address will be carved all over the front of their body; and on the back will be carved your most compromizing thoughts. all of this will be in your handwriting. i wish for immunity to all sources of sanity-damage

then there is a volcanic eruption and the world gets dark for a while... i wish for immunity to damage caused by acceleration

forge world

stars are now just more planets that things orbit. stars don't emit light. you can walk on the sun, but we will all be dead far sooner than if you couldn't. i wish for the ability to release a calming aura

you can only build paper aeroplanes from extremely expensive paper, and even then they are only decent. i wish for feathers instead of hair.

digested titanium

hairy larvae

everything is now crowdfunded, and there is no such thing as updating a game after is has launced. no DLCs, but also no hotfixes. instead, many games get remastered editions within two years of release; and these often add more content. i wish for the ability to designate disallowed areas for...

some spiders

ghost drug