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  1. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    I find punk music is often good for programming and writing. it's vaguely nice-sounding and driving when done right, but you can't usually make out the lyrics or the notes clearly enough to get distracted (if you can, speed up the music). it's basically white noise that also gets you excited.
  2. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    flies are back. I guess they were hibernating somewhere that's warmer now it's cold enough that the thermostats trigger, or maybe they came in with fruit. the quality is lower than ever. I think I my K/S ratio for this batch is ~9/13, including grabbing one out of the air with one hand, and I...
  3. ble003

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    dependent variable: mean height of women at store independent variable: proximity to social event?
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    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    in elementary school, we had 60 meter sprint rather than 100. I can think of three possible reasons: so the slower children would be less disheartened (less time to gain distance). so the children's scores would be comparable with athletes' scores if they didn't think too hard about it. because...
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    why did every single gingerbread man have a leg missing?
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    Norwegian fun fact: historically, Norway has been trying to differentiate itself from its old rulers by trying to talk and write more similarly to how we did before them. this is one of the reasons we have to learn two languages that are basically dialects: Bokmål is based on the speech of the...
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    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    the probability of a plan surviving contact with the enemy is proportional to the number of times it contains the words if and else (a long string of just if and else is not a plan).
  8. ble003

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    more Pretty Dope thoughts Brilliant Lucy's default combat transformation is a very tall and muscular male body with her head, shoulders and arms sticking out where its head should be. in one scene, Dreamy Poppy moves through a hostile human man to disable him like usual, but instead of falling...
  9. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    I am hacking your phone right now and adding a reminder. it's called RUE. because on that day you will. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? your doom will have music, a one-week warning and a countdown timer. surprisingly, I do not have any traditional mad scientist characters; all my psychopaths keep...
  10. ble003

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    owls have the best names. there's a little owl and a greyish eagle-owl. anyways that one looks like a pharaoh eagle-owl. and owls do groom eachother, and these are monogamous. ...an owl's face is its equivalent to an outer ear.
  11. ble003

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    1: fuzzy talons! 2: my bird does the simulated feeding, but only nibbles clothes to climb or for attention. maybe different grooming instincts. was looking into owls to find the type to see, but got distracted because this owl is also a moth.
  12. ble003

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    Despite it, unlike a lot of things, not being something I want to make, I expanded on Pretty Dope at 3 am yesterday. Dreamy Poppy, Baker Mary and Brilliant Lucy form Pretty Dope. BM is the leader, the brains, and the one most invested in their role as magical girls. she has to constantly...
  13. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    you know, in a heavily cyborged setting, overweight people would be really scary. like everyone gets a lot of surgery, so you can fix your body so it doesn't care about your genetics or lifestyle. but if you want to be a dangerous person, you instead hide lots of augments inside your fat. once...
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    on account of capitalist druid being lore-unfriendly, Hudie Lemma is now a CG druid of Sarenrae whose parents were organized criminals. she's serious about the faith, and can play divine representitive and try to awaken empathy in ghosts when she has to, but last time I set fire to a building by...
  15. ble003

    Post the weirdest food you guys ever had !!!

    for actual dishes, either prawn and strawberry maki or various meats, vegetables and sauces to pick up using african sour pancakes. for things I have eaten voluntarily, a single sour-tasting ant (apparently some australian aboriginals traditionally roll them into dough).
  16. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

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    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    Eldritch has terms for concepts that do not exist or are not distinguished in this world. For example, the pair of underwear you have been wearing for the last three days is in a style called boxers; so named for its ability to make topless punchups not gay. You people are barely even starting...
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    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    now if you ever herd penguins in the woods outside school, and you notice there's one less, don't look for it. go to the middle of the herd, and keep going. there are things there that you cannot possibly comprehend, so they're invisible and eat you.
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    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    is making the point that literally satan is my unwilling bad cop persuasion or intimidation?