Search results

What's happening? She's smuggling. I was just confused it looks like dried eel. That's apparently how large quantities of drugs look.

let me show you the design for these guns that a mysterious traitor gave you .

I now pronounce "you", "husband", and "wife".

Hudie Lemma the capitalist druid was very helpful yesterday. she cast detect drugs, and questioned the ability of a gypsy witch to pay us by foretelling money. also a chimera where you replace the goat with an owl and the lion with a bear would be super powerful. flyby and multiattack!

wikipedia page of for greyhound racing has a few sources on mistreatment: dogs dead due to improper transport (Arizona Daily Star), dogs euthanised when retired (Associated Press and Peta), dogs living in squalor and used to supply blood to other dogs after retirement(Peta). lot of this has to...

my internal monologue misspoke today, saying "burning the end on both candles" in reference to drinking iced coffee every day the last two weeks. that phrase would actually be a good metaphor for having two angry lovers, for a 'tongue-in-cheek rap or pop' value of good. my internal monologue in...

weak superperson idea: The Fall Guy abilities: minor telekinesis (looks at point on object, then makes a pinching motion with his fingers. can drag object by that point. pinched fingers act as if in contact with object, so can't lift heavy things.) make any surface completely flat (runs hand...

for pun reasons I believe foils function better as love-interests than they do as rivals.

Pretty Dope team member names in approximate order of confidence: Pretty Dope Dreamy Poppy Pretty Dope Pure Heroine Pretty Dope Crystal Meth Pretty Dope Brilliant Lucy Pretty Dope Baker Mary Pretty Dope Ectasy Pretty Dope Nose Candy

a good idea and a bad idea in no particular order 2: the magical-girl name-segment "Pretty Dope" grapes on pizza

Hi, I'm Hudie Lemma, owner of the mercenary company No Dilemma: 'We're literally ghosts'. You're going to hell, do you want to put that off up to 1200 years? We also have soul purification packages, which will limit your involvement to acts and conflicts your deity would approve of, letting you...

more weak superpower idea: ability to detect the location of the seven closest events you would laugh at if you knew about, and when they will end.

weak superpower idea: ability to make creatures that can dream believe they are dreaming.

would you rather: watch chess that isn't important for four hours or watch christians argue whether they least want to rule together with ancaps or socialists for four hours.

pro et contra re: putting a leaky cup of hot chocolate in my pocket. p1: able to shop more conveniently. p1p1: can use both hands. c1: waste of hot chocolate. c1p1: god has killed people for spilling seeds and beans are seeds. c1p1c1: thigh smells like chocolate, so it's not really a waste...

the most 'Halloween' food is food that makes you constanly worry about skeletons.

*doesn't have my sorry.

I think this guy is making fun of himself as well. source: he doesn't have head-sized pacing-thighs.

thighs are apparently not transient.