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  1. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    (snow with no drop, or a non-euphemistic pillow-shop)
  2. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    it will never not be reckless and unethical to edit the human genome in ways that haven't been done before. we can't know it's not bad until someone decides to do the potentially bad thing. now someone has. if they don't die for non-genetic reasons, it will be either more or less reckless and...
  3. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    I forgot "is telefragging a thing?"
  4. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    this is my remembering pose. undead carpenters are spreading a plague with dirty money. there may be a fancy party, and the queen is probably evil. I know of one and a half lesbian relationships between Pathfinder deities, involving five deities. is the meta-crab a beast, and have I seen it...
  5. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    (Gibbs, 1983; Richter, 1975)
  6. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    "The circadian rhythm remains surprisingly steady despite food or water deprivation, X-rays, tranquilizers, alcohol, anesthesia, lack of oxygen, most kinds of brain damage, or the removal of endocrine organs."
  7. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    halting problem-neck sweater: they can't stab you in the back if the problem of whether something is your back is co-semi-decideable.
  8. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    "...so I'm going to spawn in a second whack-a-mole, and weld it to the ground with the first whack-a-mole. And either it's gonna fix the flop, or kill the game"
  9. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    what do you do if you go to eat a carrot, but the tip is gross? throw out the carrot? eat it and be gross? cut off the gross bit.
  10. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    never trust a pink scale, the only one I've used lied.
  11. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    Norwegian translations of phrases: "once in a while" -> "en gang i blandt" ("one time among") "every so often" -> "med jevne mellomrom" ("with even gaps")
  12. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    I think fear is a natural reaction when your daughter goes on a bear-hunting-spree, then runs off to become a shadowrunner in a foreign nation.
  13. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    you call yourself an author, but I don't see that you're a product of norse selective breeding.
  14. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    show me something beautiful and I will show you something that either has a limited tolerance to explosions or is an explosion itself.
  15. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    "I have to say I've never heard of narcotics that make you more interested in english literature."
  16. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

  17. ble003

    Spam Thread - Madness revised

    "I'm just poking holes in things. I assume that'll take longer than whatever you're planning."
  18. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    if everyone is Optimus Prime, no one is.
  19. ble003

    Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

    was meaning to write this since this morning, but my memory of the dream hasn't changed much. I was playing a terrible FMV strategy/side-scrolling fighter. basically the map and long-term progression of Darkest Dungeon (including kinda similar UI) with combat that was bad Mortal Kombat. I had...