Yo Momma......... Jokes

[Ammara]

lol..........

 

[Pandagnome]

lol..........

it was fitting image to a moving sausage that got away

 

[Legend57]

Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind

 

[Ammara]

Yo Momma's so friggin' fat, when she stood on a scale, it read:

To be continued... (in KGs)™

 

[Torgue_Joey]

YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WE CONFUSED HER FOR A TSIHU BROODMOTHER.

 

[Mahdi]

YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WE CONFUSED HER FOR A TSIHU BROODMOTHER.

+1

 

[mematron]

Yo mama's so dumb. She got a job climbing trees so that she could become Branch Manager.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE USE THE ENSHIGI DYSON RING AS AN NAVEL PIERCING.

 

[Legend57]

Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention

 

[IAmJohnGalt]

yo mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock.......

https://yt3.ggpht.com/-6aTEAcJpoJo/...k_iJp8E/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg

 

[Wraithbane]

Jo Momma's so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!... <Starts sneezing from all the dust on that ancient taunt...^^>

 

[LupeFuentes]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she got a job at the theater spitting on popcorn.

 

[IAmJohnGalt]

^Yo mammas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter.......lol

 

[Ammara]

Yo Momma's sooo FAT, she ventured above Bermuda's Triangle and did not vanish

 

[mematron]

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take 2 trains and bus just get on her good side.

 

[Legend57]

Yo momma so fat, when she passed by the TV I missed a whole season

 

[mematron]

Yo mama is so fat, that she fell in love and broke it.

 

[Ammara]

Yo Moma's sooooo f♥cking-fat, planet Earth is her moon

 

[mematron]

Yo mama is so dumb that she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

 

[Legend57]

Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already worldwide