Yo Momma......... Jokes

Discussion in 'Flamewars, Gripes and Complaints' started by Torgue_Joey, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    lol..........
     
  2. neonserge

    neonserge Well-Known Member

    it was fitting image to a moving sausage that got away
     
  3. Legend57

    Legend57 Emberite Em-8er Contributor

    Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
     
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  4. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    Yo Momma's so friggin' fat, when she stood on a scale, it read:

    To be continued... (in KGs)™
     
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  5. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WE CONFUSED HER FOR A TSIHU BROODMOTHER.
     
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  6. Mahdi

    Mahdi Gatestrider - T.H.M.P.R.


    +1
     
  7. mematron

    mematron New Member

    Yo mama's so dumb. She got a job climbing trees so that she could become Branch Manager.
     
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  8. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE USE THE ENSHIGI DYSON RING AS AN NAVEL PIERCING.
     
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  9. Legend57

    Legend57 Emberite Em-8er Contributor

    Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention
     
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  10. IAmJohnGalt

    IAmJohnGalt Active Member Em-8ER Contributor

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  11. Wraithbane

    Wraithbane Member

    Jo Momma's so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!... <Starts sneezing from all the dust on that ancient taunt...^^>
     
  12. LupeFuentes

    LupeFuentes Member

    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she got a job at the theater spitting on popcorn.
     
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  13. IAmJohnGalt

    IAmJohnGalt Active Member Em-8ER Contributor

    ^Yo mammas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter.......lol
     
  14. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    Yo Momma's sooo FAT, she ventured above Bermuda's Triangle and did not vanish
     
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  15. mematron

    mematron New Member

    Yo mama's so fat, I had to take 2 trains and bus just get on her good side.
     
  16. Legend57

    Legend57 Emberite Em-8er Contributor

    Yo momma so fat, when she passed by the TV I missed a whole season
     
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  17. mematron

    mematron New Member

    Yo mama is so fat, that she fell in love and broke it.
     
  18. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    Yo Moma's sooooo f♥cking-fat, planet Earth is her moon
     
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  19. mematron

    mematron New Member

    Yo mama is so dumb that she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
     
  20. Legend57

    Legend57 Emberite Em-8er Contributor

    Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already worldwide
     

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