Yo Momma......... Jokes

Discussion in 'Flamewars, Gripes and Complaints' started by Torgue_Joey, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper Kaiju Slayer

    j/k i respect yo momma, she was pretty AWESOME LAST NIGHT!
    *BOOM*

    Gimme yer best shot!
    No REPOST *BLEEP*
    No lousy Internet copies
    (I'm older than the Internet)

    Gimme something good, something evil, whatever yer brain can puke.
     
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  2. Luran

    Luran Member

    How old are we? 5?

    These kinds of posts are why we have moderaters.
     
  3. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper Kaiju Slayer

    Yo momma SO FAT
    God use her to PLUG THE BLACKHOLES
     
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  4. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper Kaiju Slayer

    You so old, your laugh muscle is dead?
    If I have posted this in the wrong thread, yeah mod can beat me up. But iirc, i posted this in the right section.

    Ps: gonna update the first post later, that whinny should stay out.
     
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  5. IAmJohnGalt

    IAmJohnGalt Deepscanner Em-8ER Contributor

    Your momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out........
     
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  6. Fryepod

    Fryepod Active Member

    I'm just hangin' out like ya mothers muffin top.
     
  7. IAmJohnGalt

    IAmJohnGalt Deepscanner Em-8ER Contributor

    Your momma's teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter......

    Last one I promise!
     
  8. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper Kaiju Slayer

    Your mother so fat, the ISIS tried to use her as a calorie bomb
     
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  9. Terib.Shadow

    Terib.Shadow Active Member Greeter Omni Ace

    Cmon big guy
     
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  10. Herkufels

    Herkufels T.H.M.P.R.

    1.) Your mom is so fat she takes Pictures with Google-earth.
    2.) Your mom is so fat, that when she falls out of bed, she does it on both sides.
     
  11. Firemoth

    Firemoth Deepscanner

    yo mama so ugly her face looks like an apartment complex for wayward eyeballs
     
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  12. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    Your momma's so fat a blackhole disappeared from trying to suck her
     
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  13. Mahdi

    Mahdi Firstclaimer

    I now dub the change of 'yo mama' to 'Jo mama' or Joey mommie....eh you see where I am going with this.


    .....jo mama
     
    Last edited: Sep 15, 2016
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  14. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    jo momma's so fat a thumper from Colgate thumps her mouth every morning
     
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  15. Mahdi

    Mahdi Firstclaimer


    See that Torgue_Joey? It caught on quick. Shots fired bud!!
     
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  16. NotATomato

    NotATomato New Member

    Jo mama's so stupid, when i asked for her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian guage theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) Sur(Nf) UB(1) and UA(1)

    maybe that was woefully esoteric
     
  17. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    Jo mama's so slow, FireFall releases updates before she's done preparing a salad
     
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  18. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Kaiju Slayer

    Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she was doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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  19. Ammara

    Ammara Active Member

    Yo Moma's so hungry, she mistook your Dad's D for a spicy sausage....
     
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  20. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Kaiju Slayer

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