Yo Momma......... Jokes

[Torgue_Joey]

j/k i respect yo momma, she was pretty AWESOME LAST NIGHT!
*BOOM*

Gimme yer best shot!
No REPOST *BLEEP*
No lousy Internet copies
(I'm older than the Internet)

Gimme something good, something evil, whatever yer brain can puke.

 

[Luran]

How old are we? 5?

These kinds of posts are why we have moderaters.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Yo momma SO FAT
God use her to PLUG THE BLACKHOLES

 

[Torgue_Joey]

How old are we? 5?

These kinds of posts are why we have moderaters.

You so old, your laugh muscle is dead?
If I have posted this in the wrong thread, yeah mod can beat me up. But iirc, i posted this in the right section.

Ps: gonna update the first post later, that whinny should stay out.

 

[IAmJohnGalt]

Your momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out........

 

[Fryepod]

I'm just hangin' out like ya mothers muffin top.

 

[IAmJohnGalt]

Your momma's teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter......

Last one I promise!

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Your mother so fat, the ISIS tried to use her as a calorie bomb

 

[Terib.Shadow]

Your mother so fat, the ISIS tried to use her as a calorie bomb

Cmon big guy

 

[Herkufels]

1.) Your mom is so fat she takes Pictures with Google-earth.
2.) Your mom is so fat, that when she falls out of bed, she does it on both sides.

 

[Firemoth]

yo mama so ugly her face looks like an apartment complex for wayward eyeballs

 

[Ammara]

Your momma's so fat a blackhole disappeared from trying to suck her

 

[Mahdi]

I now dub the change of 'yo mama' to 'Jo mama' or Joey mommie....eh you see where I am going with this.


.....jo mama

 

[Ammara]

jo momma's so fat a thumper from Colgate thumps her mouth every morning

 

[Mahdi]

jo momma's so fat a thumper from Colgate thumps her mouth every morning

See that Torgue_Joey? It caught on quick. Shots fired bud!!

 

[NotATomato]

Jo mama's so stupid, when i asked for her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian guage theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) Sur(Nf) UB(1) and UA(1)

maybe that was woefully esoteric

 

[Ammara]

Jo mama's so slow, FireFall releases updates before she's done preparing a salad

 

[Pandagnome]

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she was doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

 

[Ammara]

Yo Moma's so hungry, she mistook your Dad's D for a spicy sausage....

 

[Pandagnome]

Yo Moma's so hungry, she mistook your Dad's D for a spicy sausage....