to maintain lettuce on your head, you'd have to never dash, jump, shake or vault. she had one or more of the following:
my sense of humor
enemies
proximity to pranksters
a boring commute
maybe you should have followed up with
"can he do magic? nothing in my hands, nothing in my sleeves"
grab the lettuce while saying "ecclesiarchy!"
"if you had a bouquet on your head this'd be a bouquet, but bon appetit."
that'd be positive in two of the cases and neutral in two.
my sense of humor
enemies
proximity to pranksters
a boring commute
maybe you should have followed up with
"can he do magic? nothing in my hands, nothing in my sleeves"
grab the lettuce while saying "ecclesiarchy!"
"if you had a bouquet on your head this'd be a bouquet, but bon appetit."
that'd be positive in two of the cases and neutral in two.
