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Transcript: Trump’s Call With the Ukrainian President

"Note: The five-page document distributed by the White House includes a cautionary note indicating that it was “not a verbatim transcript” but instead was based on “notes and recollections of Situation Room Duty officers” and national security staff. But senior administration officials said voice recognition software was used in preparing the “memorandum of telephone conversation,” which included long, direct quotations."

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/09/25/us/politics/trump-ukraine-transcript.html

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One attempt at a tl:dr summarization:

"So bust it ukraine you know we looked out for you mad times right while all them other countries were dubbing you right IMJUSSAYIN we was looking out and all dat but you know to keep this rocking I need a favor homie Biden been talkin wyld shit need you to get on that for me and we straight. Hit me later when you got that taken care of"
 
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good things today:
helped a woman lift a stroller while wearing mask, she did not seem bewildered.​
there was a husky-like dog with really short legs.​
bad things today:
someone came around the corner while I was jaywalking on an empty street, then sped up. in a car.​
this aromatised wine product page is stupid:​
the website shows the product's taste at the top, just under the title. it shows the smell at the bottom. the taste is listed as "same taste as smell".​
the smell is listed as "typical clear aroma of yellow tropical fruit and citrus", which does not preclude banana + orange, or even just kumquat. the typical aroma of kumquat is typical also clear for kumquat, which is a yellow tropical citrus fruit.​
 
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#HistoryWillJudgeMaguire

Everything was going so well until the 8:20 mark...

Hair-splitting and tuchis-covering begins at 9:30 mark

"I was with y'all the entire time" begins at the 12:00 mark


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#DissemblyIsUnbecomingOfAGentleman

The balance between "honorable man" and "Trump stooge" shifts at the 2:00 mark...

 
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