One more month until world war 3

Discussion in 'Flamewars, Gripes and Complaints' started by Kouyioue, Oct 9, 2016.

  1. Drakin5

    Drakin5 Well-Known Member

    How to kickstart WWIII:

    1. Leave America and Britain out of the world trade.
    2. Iran gets nukes from North Korea making Middle East a nuclear tinderbox
    3. Germany/EU ROFLstomps Middle East with an army of its own.
    4. South America invades the US.
    5. Russia and China zergs the Middle East just for the lulz
    6. Every member of the nuclear club plays Global Thermonuclear War (was this too obvious for you?)
    7. Vatican decides to wipe the world floor with the help of EU
    8. Megiddo becomes a team death match map fulfilling the whole Armageddon thing that everyone feared.

    May or may not be in chronological order.
    Ahh... maybe I'm watching CNN/Fox News too much. Need to get out of the house sometimes.
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2017
  2. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    news is depressing most of the time unless its good news
    unknown fish suspected of parting hard at mayors house
  3. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    Soooo....Looks like I missed it. How'd WWIII go? Who was on what side, and which side won? Did we get any sweet new inventions out of it? Do people refer to it as "World War Three," or say "WWEEE?"
  4. EvilKitten

    EvilKitten Gatestrider - Firstclaimer

    So WWIII is in a few million years then? Last I checked the continent of South America moves a few centimeters a year at most and there is an entire central american plate between the southern and northern plates so we have a long time to wait...
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