Looks like you didn't hear the PSA about the rocket fuel shipment getting mixed up with the shampoo shipment. Do not use the shampoo that came in on the last shipment on your head. It does wonders when you put it in your THMPR though.
We have had an increasing number of mining related injuries. Sadly the emergency medical response teams have been frequently unable to identify the injured.
When sending a request to the orbital station for a THMPR, please stand clear of the projected landing zone. Carbonized bone matter is incredibly dificult to seperate from multi alloy armors. We are running out of high grit buffer disks.
Any further expenses will be removed from the users life insurance.
All personnel, please remember to turn OFF your stealth module BEFORE exiting your omniframe. It is NOT (snickers) funny.
Please refrain from throwing wild parties on the main base as the lights and noise attract Kaiju.
Remember: it's halloween. Do not engage child-like kaiju as they may be actual children in masks. Also, please wait at least 8 hours after you stuff yourself with candy before returning to your omniframe, as cramps may set in during a battle.
A reminder that trick or treating outside of the designated trick-or-treating zone is strictly prohibited as some tsi-hu may have forgotten to buy candy. Thank you.
To the person who keeps stealing all the potatos for the mess hail. We will find you and we will stop you. Mashed potato Monday and french fry Friday will happen. ...What?... What mean "a giant hole in the ground?"... Disregard this message we know where to find the culprit now.
*Meanwhile the culprit is falling down a large hole.*
Just a friendly reminder from the Bureau of Health and Safety. Please remember to always make sure all firearms and explosives are locked and secured in safety mode when not in active combat. And always watch where you step to avoid accidents. We have notice there has been a surge of injuries lately involving people carrying a lot of weapons and having those weapons go off when not attended. Remember the best way to use a weapon is also the safest way.
Meanwhile near the edge of the base a raid party is about to start a mission.
PSA: "We may not have huskies here on Em-8er, but the age old advice from the great scholar Frank Zappa holds true today; don't you eat that yellow snow."
*fade into song being played over the PA system*
To all the pilots named Johnny who know how to play instruments. Please report Lab 6 in wing D. I repeat. To all the pilots named Johnny who know how to play instruments. Please report Lab 6 in wing D. An exploration team has come back from some ruins with an odd golden violin and alien text. They need someone named Johnny to play some music with the violin to see if what the text says is true. That is all.
Hey Em-8er is a game where rifts in spacetime is a common thing. Who knows where those rifts lead to? lol
attention: the Initiative for Reaping Shifters (IRS) requires all pilots to slaughter all shifters and kaiju on sight. Caution: in doing so, you place both your life and your omniframe license at risk.