Make up some PSAs

Torgue_Joey

Kaiju Slayer
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Jul 27, 2016
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#21
PSA
(Emergency broadcast test)
This is just a test. If this was an real emergency and you can hear it, THEN WHY THE (bleep) AREN'T YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

PSA
We are testing this new global emergency broadcast.
WHICH YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ALL THE SHOOTING AND EXPLOSIONS YOU'RE CAUSING.
 
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Omnires

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#27
PSA​
*Warning sound.* To all the people in sectors Gamma 149.918 through Delta 149.342 please evacuate the area immediately. I repeat. To all the people in sectors Gamma 149.918 through Delta 149.342 please evacuate the area immediately. Orbital bombardment will hit in 90 seconds. *Warning sound.* (Message plays on a loop every 10 seconds updating people on how much time is left.)

*Random NPC near you over the short range team radio as he is using over-boost and afterburners to try and get out of the area.*
 

Omnires

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#28
PSA​
Reminder to the people on the beach. Please be aware that just because some of the lifeforms look similar to Earth animals doesn't mean they are the same. One such creature of a particular note is a crab-like being that is attracted to hiding in crevices. Normally it is found in the crevices between rocks and other such structures to both hide from predators as well as to hunt for food. Because how it is drawn to such things, people, especially women, should avoid showing cleavage of any kind while on the beach. And be aware of the cleavage crab warning signs when going to some areas of the beach where they make their home.

 

Omnires

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#30
PSA​
To the person or people who thought it was funny to yell "Cannonball!" at the pool before dropping actual cannonballs into it. Need to report to the base commander at once. Anyone who is found to be hiding or otherwise protecting those are responsible will also share in the clean up and repair duty. It is all fun and games until someone breaks the pool.
 

Torgue_Joey

Kaiju Slayer
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Jul 27, 2016
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#31
PSA​
To the person or people who thought it was funny to yell "Cannonball!" at the pool before dropping actual cannonballs into it. Need to report to the base commander at once. Anyone who is found to be hiding or otherwise protecting those are responsible will also share in the clean up and repair duty. It is all fun and games until someone breaks the pool.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF CALLING IT "CANNONBALL" THEN?
THOSE DAMN HIGHER UPS DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARTY. BOOOO.
 

Drakin5

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#32
PSA:
Whoever replaced the aviation collision warning and klaxons with Allahu Akbar chants, please report to the base commander. Also, we are not terrorists to the aliens, as such anyone found hijacking enemy aircraft with the intent to crash into an enemy base must report immediately to the nearest psychiatrist.

PSA
Please refrain from shouting “Allahu Akbar” prior to an immediate explosion. Thank you
 

Torgue_Joey

Kaiju Slayer
KAIJU 'SPLODER
Jul 27, 2016
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#33
PSA:
Whoever replaced the aviation collision warning and klaxons with Allahu Akbar chants, please report to the base commander. Also, we are not terrorists to the aliens, as such anyone found hijacking enemy aircraft with the intent to crash into an enemy base must report immediately to the nearest psychiatrist.

PSA
Please refrain from shouting “Allahu Akbar” prior to an immediate explosion. Thank you
TORGUE-O AKBAR IT IS THEN.
 

Omnires

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#34
PSA:
Whoever replaced the aviation collision warning and klaxons with Allahu Akbar chants, please report to the base commander. Also, we are not terrorists to the aliens, as such anyone found hijacking enemy aircraft with the intent to crash into an enemy base must report immediately to the nearest psychiatrist.

PSA
Please refrain from shouting “Allahu Akbar” prior to an immediate explosion. Thank you
So, can I still yell things like "Banzai!!" then?
 

Omnires

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#39
PSA​
To the people who are running around with flaming skull head on their omniframe. Can you please turn off the flames before coming into the base. We know it is Halloween time, but our fire marshal is about to have a nervous breakdown because of all the people with flaming gear on their frames walking around the base and the fire alarms going off every 5 mins. Thank you.