*Unloads da load*
Calling down a T.H.M.P.R.
"T.H.M.P.R. On the way!"
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
"T.H.M.P.R. Co-ords set."
"Initiating drilling operation, standby."
"Watch the skies, everyone!"
T.H.M.P.R. gets destroyed
"That's coming out of your paycheck!"
"You do realize that they cost more than you earn in a week, right?"
"THAT did. Not. Just. Happen."
"You owe me a new one!"
"It's a good thing I sent you the defective one."
"T.H.M.P.R.s don't grow on trees, you know."
"Clean up on aisle 3."
T.H.M.P.R. returns at 25%/50%/75%
25%
"Next time, check your surroundings before dropping one."
"Returning the glass at three-quarters empty, sigh."
"Returning the glass at one quarter full, at least."
"I think you got...something inside."
"Siesta already?"
"A load this light doesn't pay the bills."
50%
"Half full's better than nothing."
"It's half off but still,"
"It hasn't even dug up the big one!"
"Can we make a profit from this?"
"At least, they didn't destroy it."
"Is this load worth it?"
75%
"Tripping at the finish line aren't we?"
"We'd just break even from this."
"Better safe than sorry."
"This better be worth it."
"Early's better than sorry."