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dream from earlier in the night: perspective character (I) was a girl dressed as an acrobat (so superperson). I skip class to go running on a fjord. I move in long bounces, as if the water was a trampoline (ability to manipulate the strength of hydrogen-bonds would actually be really brutal as a...

what if the larval stage of jedi was a wagon for transporting people against their will?

I wonder if abs have been presented as evidence for a benevolent creator; they're basically those archaeology toys, except you dig by eating less energy than you use.

also I believe the story was he was trying to run away, causing them to attack and accidentally strangle or choke him to death. then they tried to cover it up by destroying the body. slightly more believable, but how do you accidentally strangle or choke someone? when I'm the number one, at...

plot idea I came up with while half-asleep: survivors in a nuclear zombie apocalypse, but the zombie-ness of the zombies is actually just a skin-condition from the radiation and cold. the protagonist "survivors" have tacitly agreed that everyone else they don't want to deal with is a zombie. the...

for a given value of "not too much" anyhow.

no, she just has a masochistic furry friend-with-benefits. also I thought of this pun a long time ago, but somebody already did it, but it's an in-joke I don't get.

"Remember those mercs who were themed after your dad?"

the internet does not know the phrase "espouse the neatness". now it does maybe.

upgrade: select which parts you want to use and how much at a time for what and to how low.

dream: the toilet was clogged, and I lived with my parents in the suburb (which I used to do). because it was night, and we were outside town and maybe I was a kid, the solution was to go into our extremely haunted front yard and try to find a ghost plumber. the haunting was represented by...

when the sun crawls through the waterfall at the center of the sky, large amounts of steam is generated. the best moment to look at the world mirrored in the sky is dawn; after it's lit up by the sun and before the clouds spread.

how do you get contractors above you to take a break?

I forgot shopping carts are a thing.

harvestmen are the real clowns of the animal kingdom. they look terrifying, but are terrible at climbing. there's one in my home right now. I've seen it fail to climb glass and laquered wood. it seemed to do fine climbing on wallpaper for a while, but fell down a few minutes ago. it looks like a...

Turn back; he head too small for he gotdamn everything else, you cannot reason with that head.