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I consider fashion, especially fashion that tries to be cool, to be more 'cute and funny' than 'cool and inspirational'. someone thought about how to make sport people buy filter masks, and decided "Have the brand logo and product name on it like it's a car, and and the exhaust-valve brand is...

Reply where's the death? also facts about my life are cute and funny. did you know my parrot sometimes wants to sleep on my chair and demands I carry the chair to his cage to drop him off if I want him to sleep there? also the effort put into creating cool or at least non-threatening...

just so you know this exists

I have been thinking of getting one of these: for other reasons. reflective thing on the nose bridge is stupid, though. shiny things on your face are for blinding other people, not you. your suggestion looks like it would compress the cheek more, making things worse. I think I'll just soak a...

I decided to be thrifty and get whole-grain bread that's 1.5 dollars a loaf. I regret it, there is actually a huge difference between this and whole-grain bread that's 3.5 dollars a loaf. also stupid human design: I bit my cheek in the far back of the mouth, and it swelled up. now the swelling...

that looks like the art of Dan Long, who made this amazing comic, which hasn't been updated in 5 years and doesn't say he's active elsewhere.

"You seem stressed. I mean your makeup is great, but your eyes are red. I know this great sheep bar just outside town. It's really soothing; the sheep actually dampen sound more than they make. my treat? I'm free every evening this week. Friday's fine."

I have a UV lamp pointed at the wall and ceiling behind me, mostly for my parrot's sake. kinda blue-white visible light + UV. the light bounced off the wall and ceiling and a couple of reflective objects on my desk. now letters in a specific part of my field of vision become invisible. I can see...

if you've going to a fancy restaurant where the food is really good, but you're not allowed to lick you plate or pour the crumbs, you can bring your own bread in a paper bag. if the food was wet, you can just rub the bread on the stains. if the food was dry, you can put the bread in your mouth a...

when you need to (or just want to) divide really hard bread without using your hands, I advise covering it with softer bread and then cutting through both. the soft bread helps keep it in place and catch crumbs.

those guys are very high-profile norwegian comedians. really hit or miss for me, especially the music, so I don't follow them. they have some really funny bits though. 56:30-105:27 (really 101:50-105:27) stands out. also I saw an excavator lift a 3*2*2 meter beige tote bag today.

I've had a fever and probably for that reason more stressful dreams than normal this week. most recently, I was working on a literary analysis presentation when all of my teeth fell out, a couple stuck together at a time. I had a dream where they did that a couple of days ago, and I remembered...

I had a friend who did rubix cubes (fast, but not blind. also digital ones with extra dimensions). I think they memorize the sequence to do, not the actual colours on each cube. so it's like when people memorize a really long series of cards, except they need to work out what the cards are, but...

plot idea: a wheelchair-bound GrandParent and their adult GrandChild are hunted by an Assassin in a big city where they don't speak the first language. plot goes from morning to evening on the same day? grandparent can be a badass, in which case thriller. otherwise horror. A is overweight...

weird dream time: my family was ordering takeout from a midrange asian restaurant, which for some reason involved a representative coming to us to take our orders, going back, and coming back with the food. this would take like 45 minutes. while we were waiting for the food to arrive, I saw a...