plot idea I'm not going to use:
CEO gets caught in his own office performing oral sex on secretary, huge scandal.
secretary's testimony: He told me he wanted to impress his wife, I joked "well most impressed I was with one of my exes was when he ate me out", he was seriously considering it, even after I explained the euphemism. I told him I'd had bad too; that guy was experienced. He was thinking about hiring a prostitute to train when I volunteered. We've made time in our breaks the last two weeks, he kinda plateued since two days before that; damn tall plateu though. He's ready.