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have some lifehacks!
when you are going to soak your dishes, wash the thing you are going to soak them in first. putting your breakfast plate into a mixture of water and 1/6 soup does not make it cleaner or easier to clean.
when you shake something, shake it horizontally with a straight arm. training your abdominals doesn't make your stomach flatter, it just makes them poke out. the pectorals will make your stomach look flatter in comparison, and they get very little hard use in day-to-day life.
if you're going to drink, or you're just irresponsible in general, bring a limited amount of cash rather than card.
there is no law against bringing a grindstone in your carry-on luggage.
if you're sleep-deprived, you're basically drunk. even if you don't feel that way.
the newer something is, the less likely it is to be haunted. don't steal anything old, live as far above the earth as possible, and avoid all natural light.
start using y'all to avoid confusion.
there is no law against bringing something haunted in your carry-on luggage.
run everywhere.
cover yourself with oil after you shower, so you sweat the oil instead of sweat when you run everywhere.
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