THE 11 F*CKING GRUMMZMANDMENT

[Torgue_Joey]

(THIS DAMN SH*T DIDN'T FIT IN MY F*CKING SIGNATURE. SO F*CK YOU ALL. HERE IT IS.)

ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER



You shall have no other Dev before Me but the mighty Torgue himself.

You shall not make idiots and noobs.

You shall not take the name of Grummz in vain. Use Torgue instead.
(SERIOUSLY. "WHAT IN THE F*CKING NAME OF MIGHTY TORGUE IS WRONG HERE!" SOUNDS MORE BADASS)

Remember the Release day, to keep it holy.

Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the Holy Navels.

You shall murder Rabbits all you want.

You shall not commit adultery with the game.

You shall not loot-steal.

You shall not bear false badassery against Rabbits.

You shall not AFK or leech.

Turn not away from navel,
or navel turneth away from you.
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ANY F*CKING IMPROVISATION ARE WELCOME. AND NO. I WON'T REMOVE MY F*CKING NAME!
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[Rocketeer593]

Who else is in agreement of making this written on some stone in-game? Also, the stone should explode and reform when shot/hit, killing those who shot/hit it as well as an achievement if killed by it to show others that you are an idiot, a rule breaker, and a corpse. Cause (Insert Mr Torgue saying "explosions" with his signature flair)!

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Who else is in agreement of making this written on some stone in-game? Also, the stone should explode and reform when shot/hit, killing those who shot/hit it as well as an achievement if killed by it to show others that you are an idiot, a rule breaker, and a corpse. Cause (Insert Mr Torgue saying "explosions" with his signature flair)!

YOU. I LIKE.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Could as well have an hidden achievement/titles.
When honoring the stone via interaction or animated emotes.

First time: 'Follower of Grummz'
Ten times: 'Grummzifian'
100 times: 'High priest of Grummzifer'

 

[Kyan Johansson]

I'm sorry, but I find the lack of navel reference disturbing. You can't have Grummz Commands without saying navel at least once.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

I'm sorry, but I find the lack of navel reference disturbing. You can't have Grummz Commands without saying navel at least once.

HOLY F*CKING NAVEL SH*T. YER F*CKING RIGHT.

"Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the holy Navels."

BETTER?

 

[Kyan Johansson]

HOLY F*CKING NAVEL SH*T. YER F*CKING RIGHT.

"Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the holy Navels."

BETTER?

 

[Pandagnome]

I like it but i would recommend aviator glasses

 

[Wraithbane]

Torgue, you are in violation of Sacred Writ! You have invoked the Sacred Name of GRUMMZIFER (Blessed be His Name!), without adding "Blessed be His Name"

 

[Nunaden]

Torgue, you are in violation of Sacred Writ! You have invoked the Sacred Name of GRUMMZIFER (Blessed be His Name!), without adding "Blessed be His Name"

Whom do you call heretics, heretic?

 

[Nunaden]

ou shall not make idiots and noobs.

How shall i understand that? Like not calling noobs noobs and idiots idiots or what?
And are you a kind of grummz-holy that we shall use your name in vain?

 

[Wraithbane]

Whom do you call heretics, heretic?

Who ever shall violate Sacred Writ of course... ^^

 

[Jag]

Necro for COG

 

[Despair]

I can see the future...we will have an Em8er Forum/Discord Founder Guild...and these will be our rules

 

[Torgue_Joey]

THE VISION BOOK IS OUR HOLY BOOK.
ANYTHING THAT STRIFE AWAY FROM THE VISIONS OF THE GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER IS CONSIDERED HERESY.

(Subject to change)

 

[Despair]

And shall be punished with an afterlife where navels are nowhere to see

 

[PIghead Elderberry]

THE VISION BOOK IS OUR HOLY BOOK.
ANYTHING THAT STRIFE AWAY FROM THE VISIONS OF THE GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER IS CONSIDERED HERESY.

(Subject to change)

All who deviate from the Gummz Vision are to be Green Tentacled to DEATH by the BASKET OF GREEN TENTACLES!

 

[Pandagnome]

My conclusion is the green tentacles are from his gut the alien has bad gut bacteria that has gotten angry over time and mutated into tentacles to devour and feed on its tentacle wishes!

 

[Torgue_Joey]

My conclusion is the green tentacles are from his gut the alien has bad gut bacteria that has gotten angry over time and mutated into tentacles to devour and feed on its tentacle wishes!

OH GAWD. WHY?

STOP THIS HERESY IN THIS HOLY THREAD!

PS: EVEN MORE REASON TO KILL THOSE RABBITS.

 

[Rocketeer593]

OH GAWD. WHY?

STOP THIS HERESY IN THIS HOLY THREAD!

PS: EVEN MORE REASON TO KILL THOSE RABBITS.

Aye, plz don't desecrate this holy thread with your love of tentacles. And nice new tag there Mr. Torgue!