THE 11 F*CKING GRUMMZMANDMENT

Torgue_Joey

Kaiju Slayer
KAIJU 'SPLODER
Jul 27, 2016
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#1
(THIS DAMN SH*T DIDN'T FIT IN MY F*CKING SIGNATURE. SO F*CK YOU ALL. HERE IT IS.)


ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER



You shall have no other Dev before Me but the mighty Torgue himself.

You shall not make idiots and noobs.

You shall not take the name of Grummz in vain. Use Torgue instead.

(SERIOUSLY. "WHAT IN THE F*CKING NAME OF MIGHTY TORGUE IS WRONG HERE!" SOUNDS MORE BADASS)

Remember the Release day, to keep it holy.

Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the Holy Navels.

You shall murder Rabbits all you want.

You shall not commit adultery with the game.

You shall not loot-steal.

You shall not bear false badassery against Rabbits.

You shall not AFK or leech.

Turn not away from navel,
or navel turneth away from you.
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ANY F*CKING IMPROVISATION ARE WELCOME. AND NO. I WON'T REMOVE MY F*CKING NAME!

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#2
Who else is in agreement of making this written on some stone in-game? Also, the stone should explode and reform when shot/hit, killing those who shot/hit it as well as an achievement if killed by it to show others that you are an idiot, a rule breaker, and a corpse. Cause (Insert Mr Torgue saying "explosions" with his signature flair)!
 

Torgue_Joey

Kaiju Slayer
KAIJU 'SPLODER
Jul 27, 2016
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#3
Who else is in agreement of making this written on some stone in-game? Also, the stone should explode and reform when shot/hit, killing those who shot/hit it as well as an achievement if killed by it to show others that you are an idiot, a rule breaker, and a corpse. Cause (Insert Mr Torgue saying "explosions" with his signature flair)!
YOU. I LIKE.
 

Torgue_Joey

Kaiju Slayer
KAIJU 'SPLODER
Jul 27, 2016
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113
Germany
#4
Could as well have an hidden achievement/titles.
When honoring the stone via interaction or animated emotes.

First time: 'Follower of Grummz'
Ten times: 'Grummzifian'
100 times: 'High priest of Grummzifer'
 

Pandagnome

Kaiju Slayer
Fart Siege
Welcome Wagon
Happy Kaiju
Jul 27, 2016
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Island of Tofu
#18
My conclusion is the green tentacles are from his gut the alien has bad gut bacteria that has gotten angry over time and mutated into tentacles to devour and feed on its tentacle wishes!
 
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