Test post. Please ignore.

[DinsdaleP13]

Exactly. It'll go like this:

 

[Pandagnome]

You misread the video the turtle grabbed his fave chick to his underwater appartment

The video shows a doggy putting a toy in the oven its not an oven its a HOUSE that looks like an oven!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Ahhhh. The underwater apartment of his stomach?

And I wish I could train a dog to make me dinner.

 

[Pandagnome]

Dawg say no is entertaining ...human must cook dinners!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I have to do everything around this house!

 

[Pandagnome]

A random man baby has made an accident i thought i'd let you know

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I thought you agreed to never post that video of me online again.

 

[Pandagnome]

lets play

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I've never played it. Is it board flipping aggravating like Monopoly? Or just a time sink, like Risk?

 

[Pandagnome]

its like snacks and larders
lets play startrek

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Snacks and larders? That sounds like a game I could really sink my teeth into.

 

[Pandagnome]

nom nom

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Is that the next Sharknado movie? "Sharknado 5: Banquet time."

 

[Pandagnome]

Its the latest shark game the shark has 100 extra shark points landing on table

see how happy he is even tanks cannot stop the sharks from the skies!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I'd watch shark games over the Olympics any day. They're like reindeer games, only with sharper teeth. And more of them.

 

[Pandagnome]

Lets make our own committee and start the international world alternative olympic games!!

The new triathalon

First game headbutt a green car least amount with biggest dent wins

second game headbutt a goat and out dancing the goat for most points

3rd game smack opponent with a slipper while going through someones legs most smacks before time runs out wins!

* winner will get free hospital care for 8 months
* second place gets a nurse on weekends for 6 months
* third place gets NASA certified snacks for 4 months

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I think I've given myself enough brain damage over the years to not care enough about the first two prizes. How can I guarantee I win third place though?

 

[Pandagnome]

I think I've given myself enough brain damage over the years to not care enough about the first two prizes. How can I guarantee I win third place though?

The best way to win third prize is remembering the number 3 you do this so many times you will then be conditioned to be the 3rd best and win the snacks!

I am the chief of operation and will be monitoring your progress
from my secret outpost!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

That's easy. 3. 3. 3. 3....3....3.....33? No, I have to remember three. Three. Three. Tree. Tree. Tree. Tee. Tee. Tee. Tea. Ouuuu, I should get some tea. BRB.

 

[Pandagnome]

100 years into the future teabots declare freedom!