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Pandagnome

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Lets make our own committee and start the international world alternative olympic games!!

The new triathalon

First game headbutt a green car least amount with biggest dent wins

second game headbutt a goat and out dancing the goat for most points

3rd game smack opponent with a slipper while going through someones legs most smacks before time runs out wins!

* winner will get free hospital care for 8 months
* second place gets a nurse on weekends for 6 months
* third place gets NASA certified snacks for 4 months
 
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Pandagnome

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I think I've given myself enough brain damage over the years to not care enough about the first two prizes. How can I guarantee I win third place though?
The best way to win third prize is remembering the number 3 you do this so many times you will then be conditioned to be the 3rd best and win the snacks!


I am the chief of operation and will be monitoring your progress
from my secret outpost!
 
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