the only thing I remember from my dreams tonight is impossibly terrible dirty tableware.
specifically an ice-cream scooper full of dried jam. after being washed.
Trump’s Personal Assistant Fired Over Security Issue
"People close to Mr. McEntee said problems related to online gambling and mishandling of his taxes prevented him from gaining the clearance necessary for the role."
You know you can do something so awesome if you did it you would immediately realize you didn’t know you could do that, freak out and forget what's going on.
Etowah sheriff pockets $750k in jail food funds, buys $740k beach house
"And Etowah County resident Matthew Qualls said that in 2015 Entrekin paid him to mow his lawn via checks with the words 'Sheriff Todd Entrekin Food Provision Account' printed in the upper-left corner."