plot point I'm not using, so you can have it:
someone is know for having sharp eyes and long hair, and someone else disguises as their hair to sneak up on them.
Replacing "Integritas" with "Trump" when you steal a coat of arms is the most Trumpian thing I've heard...uhh...this week?
and, oh, by the way:
Trump Org Ordered Golf Markers With the Presidential Seal. That May Be Illegal.
“Whoever knowingly displays any printed...likeness of the...seals of the President...in...any advertisement...or on any building... in a manner reasonably calculated to convey...approval by the Government...shall be fined...or imprisoned not more than six months” 18 U.S.C. § 713