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ble003

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ski-stunting, I didn't know that existed and simultaneously thought that was too cool for the Olympics. there needs to be paintball-olympics. improving in like alpine doesn't make it much cooler, but imagine if rich people and countries really cared who won in paintball.

limits: all gear must be attached to a person. if your gear gets hit you're out. ammunition can only be so big, go so fast and be so heavy. maybe one throwable per person, again with a max size, mass and explosive power. maybe ban some substances. let the equipment-makers go crazy with the actual designs.

basically sport remains shitty until there's a sport where parkour and shoot at the same time is an optimal strategy.
 
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Russian Alexander Krushelnitsky fails doping test at Winter Olympics days after claiming bronze in curling

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/wi...ympics-Russian-athlete-fails-doping-test.html

Note: The results of the B sample are yet to be confirmed and could yet clear him

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"The Russian Olympic Committee said Tuesday it is launching an investigation into the incident to determine how the banned substance, found in his “B” sample, ended up in Krushelnitsky’s body."

"The Court of Arbitration for Sport said no date has yet been set for Krushelnitsky’s hearing. The curler is likely to lose his medal because of the positive test."

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/...tive-for-winter-olympics-doping-roc-says.html
 
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I didn't even know you could dope for curling. I guess make motions more precise and improve perception? it'd just throw you off if you didn't always dope when you train though.

on an unrelated note: imagine Werewolf Hitler. his philtrum is the only shaved part of him.
 
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I guess everyone who greatly prefers a specific gender has a person they're least not the opposite orientation for. there are just people where that's really really weird to me.

again unrelated btw.
 
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so there are god rules about animals, but those rules are actually for the benefit of humans like "don't overhunt" and "don't overload your horse". and god still punished animals for the transgressions of humans. after the fall, god made animals start to kill each other. one plage of egypt killed cattle. there's the flood. and god asked for animal sacrifice sometimes. like even if it's stopped now, if the bible is to be believed, someone omnipotent and good decided for a long time that the best way he could punish people was to make them kill their livestock for no gain but absolution. I think that's because it's not omnipotent; it's just some dead people, and when you're not omnipotent you have to be pragmatic.

like statistically someone here should be abrahamic, but I don't know. something to think about.

I'm not vegetarian or anything, but I don't claim to be the best thing ever.
 
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