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GOP Guv Candidate Investigated For Fatal Crash After Driving For Miles With Motorcycle Stuck To Car
Nicholas Forgette, a highway construction worker who was working on the turnpike Wednesday evening, told the Inquirer on Friday that he was on the opposite side of the highway as he witnessed Gerow’s car pass by with a motorcycle wedged into the grill of his car.
Forgette said he noticed sparks coming off the car that was traveling at high speed, which put him and other members of his construction crew in a state of “disbelief.”
“That is not something you see every day. It was a big motorcycle, too. There were a bunch of sparks. And it was very loud,” Forgette told the Inquirer.
Forgette added that Gerow was pulled over by state police several miles from where he first saw him. Forgette told the Inquirer that he recalls seeing Gerow sitting on a guardrail, lacking facial expressions and appearing “kind of disconnected.”
Forgette recounted seeing the motorcycle on Gerow’s car “sitting upright, with the side stuck into the front of the car.”
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Candidate Under Investigation in PA Road Fatality is Vice Chair of CPAC

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‘Trump man’ found guilty of repeatedly pooping on gay couple’s lawn

A so-called “Trump man” in Ohio has been sentenced to prison after repeatedly defecating and urinating on a gay neighbor’s lawn.
Jerry Detrick, 70, of Greenville, Ohio, confessed to defecating “multiple times on unknown dates” until he was caught late at night on May 30 by homeowner Matthew Guyette, 59, and his husband, the Smoking Gun reports.
Guyette called police after spotting Detrick, a retired high school teacher, squatting near a hedge at 3:15 a.m.
Detrick denied that his repeated fouling of Guyette’s lawn had anything to do with his sexuality, instead pointing the finger at the couple’s politics, saying they “are Democrats and support Joe Biden,” whereas he is a “Trump man.”
However, writing on Facebook, Guyette claimed that Detrick had been fouling his lawn for ten years.
Guyette wrote about police catching “the man who’s been sh*tting in our front yard for the past ten years.”
He said that Detrick would often leave “3 or 4 crumpled up restaurant napkins he used to clean himself.”
“That was my clue that I had had a ‘visitor,'” he wrote. “Because it was on the edge of the front yard in the bushes and undergrowth we often wouldn’t see it except for those napkins.”
Guyette said they hadn’t seen any signs of Detrick defecating “in about ten months,” but that the napkins started appearing again “a few weeks ago.”
“That’s when I thought ‘oh great, the mad sh*tter is back,'” he wrote.

https://www.metroweekly.com/2021/07...ty-of-repeatedly-pooping-on-gay-couples-lawn/
 
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In the future computers will have options of powering using bicycles and solar power then when you see your low power icon appear you got to cycle really fast and hope enough sun is outside for more energy.

Bigger families would take turn cycling to keep the computer going and they could add pets in the mix where they move around in special suits or in a hamster wheel to get more power.

If you have hyperactive kids let them jump on the kinetic jump pad box for hours and that should give more power to the computer while listening to the kid screaming in the background.

We are going to save lots of energy in the future cannot wait for piss energy to take off too where you can recharge batteries with your own piss.

 
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