Spam Thread - Madness revised

[Nunaden]

You know what to do (and yes ill do the raffles too again lol)

 

[Drakin5]

I am offended as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

#inb4Fooni

 

[Pandagnome]

 

[Drakin5]

Anyone checked this April lately?

 

[Nunaden]

fun fact: in the gregorian/julian callender friday is the day that falls onto the 13th the most.

 

[Degiance]

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Drakin5]

 

[SweetVictory]

 

[Nunaden]

just wtf

 

[Terib.Shadow]

Sadly i checked, and that's a fake.

 

[ble003]

I don't know if it's because human morality is steadily improving or because the sensation I represent is steadily approaching "burning armory".

 

[Drakin5]

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Degiance]

 

[ble003]

His eyes turn into black pools of stars, by the way.

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Degiance]

 

[Drakin5]

 

[ble003]

c

it's ok when you make that joke because it's actually happened to you

f

can deny