army ants
you know, "illuminati=people who are everything creepy about ants, like fat women hanging from the ceiling to puke in people's mouths" is the second best stupid idea i can remember having
the best stupid idea was "'my feng shui is stronger' is something to build a story around".
the third best is "the main character is suzaku who has had all his muscles except for the most military-trained part of his brain replaced with the most military-trained parts of the brains of the 108 most military-trained characters i know of and is also a loli"
the fourth best is "nikola tesla had a daughter that was half-serb, half-42 pigeons, half magnets, negative half other stuff and basically monsoon with feathers"